Words of Wisdom 

"Go find a straw because U suck"
"Your as fake as press on nails"
"See my haylo, Bright and shiny, Mess wid me, I'll kick your hiney"
"I can only please one person per day, today isn't your day, and tomorrow doesn't look good either"
"I'm sugar and spice and everything nice, before your mess with me you better think twice"
"If I could be an angel, I'd make your every wish come true, but I am only human, Just a girl lovin' you"
"Sometimes I dream about being carried off by a big giant squirrel. Does that make me a nut"
"I thought that U + ME = NEVER, but it turned out that it meant 4ever"
"U know what? U need to call 1-800-get-a-life and stop revolving around mine"
"Why do free thinkers all think alike"
"Do u come with an insturction manual cause ur confussin' me"
"It takes both rain and sunshine to make a rainbow"
"Women r stupider then men, because we date them"
"Follow your heart, but take your brain with u"
"Does the noise ins