Words of Wisdom
A good friend is one who has matches to light up for you, but a best friend is one who tears the thing out of your mouth and smashes it with his foot.
~b
Most of us men have treasures that are more valuable than our gaming consoles, more precious then our sports trophies, and deserve more of our time than either of those. These treasures are more valuable than any currency, more precious than any jewel, and without them, we would die. These treasures are called women, and each one deserves as much praise as any queen.
~b