Words of Wisdom
*THESE ARE ALL TRUE FACTS!!
1) Scientific studies have proven kissing can help reduce skin rashes and blemishes
2) If ur trying to lose weight kissing can help you burn as much as 600 calories per hr
3) In addition to 2 Tylenol tablets kissing can help alleviate headaches
4) The average person spends 336 hrs kissing in a lifetime
5) Kissing can help prevent plaque buildup
6) The first onscreen kiss was in an 1896 film called,appropriately, The Kiss
7) The worlds longest kiss lasted for 30 hrs 59 mins & 27 secs
8) Youre in the Army Now features the longest onscreen kiss
9) Rubbing ur nose against someone elses is called an Eskimo kiss
10) A kiss on both cheeks is a standard greeting in France
Life is like a dick,
when it gets hard,
f*ck it!!
sex is like math...
...add the bed,
subtract the clothes,
divide the legs...
...then pray u dont multiply!!