what they dont teach you in school....
Explain to me again why i need a man?
Why do i have to get married? i didnt do anything wrong.
I understand the concept of cooking and cleaning....just not as it applies to me.
Who are these kids and why are they calling me MUM?
DRINK COFFEE....do stupid things faster with more energy.
Aclean house is a sign of a wasted life.
YOU GO GIRL, and take those tacky shoes with you.
Give the dangerous BITCH her chocolate.
Mummy when i grow up i want to be a total bitch just like you.
Men are like coffee, the best ones are rich warm and keep you up all night.
opposites attract, then they drive each other insane.
I had sex with my husband and all i got was this lousy kid.
Amizingly enough i dont give a shi*t.
Dont assume im not into cheap meaningless sex.
Ran into my ex, put it in reverse and hit him again.
Behind every great woman is a man checking out her ass.
Queen of f*cking everything.
Just because im a mum doesnt mean i care.
damn right im good in the kitchen..i can eat for hours!
Asmitting your an a**hole is the first step.
blondes have more fun, but brunettes remember it the next day.
stressed is dessert spelt backwards
i never met a man who i couldnt blame.
I only fake it so he'll buy me stuff.
OH shi*t, i turned into my mother.
Whisper my favourite words, ill buy it for you.
if you want breakfast in bed sleep in the kitchen.
THEY LIED. hard work has killed lots of people.
i dont cook clean or put icky things near my mouth.
children are a blessing, you never know when you'll need blood or a spare kidney...




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