| Your best friend is dumped by his girlfriend. How long before you can ask her out? |
Six Months, but only if she is drop-dead gorgeous. |
If you bring beer to a party and not all of it is consumed, can you take the remainder with you as you leave the party? |
Tuck Rule: One beer max, but only if the beer will fit in your pocket. |
If a friend gets you a beer from the bar, is it acceptable for the
friend to stick his finger in the opening to bring back several beers
to the table at once? |
No, Man Law: "You poke it, you own it." |
When toasting with beer, should you clink with the top or the bottom of the bottle? |
The Bottom, because clinking the top would qualify as kissing. |
Is the high five officially played out? |
Yes, but a continuance has been issued until a replacement can be found. |
Is crushing an empty beer can on your forehead acceptable? |
No, modern, thinner cans make the feat less impressive than with cans of years past. |
Is it permissible to hide your beer in the fridge so that others can't find it? |
No, Sharing is caring. |
Wireless phone headsets - pretty cool or technology gone bad? |
Technology gone bad: Anything that makes you look like a crazy person - not cool. |
Is it permissible to tap another man's beer bottle causing his to foam uncontrollably? |
No, wasting beer in the name of humor is not allowed. |
Can a wife or girlfriend store items other than beer in the garage fridge? |
No, the garage fridge is for beer only. |
