1.Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2.Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA
3.A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4.If after taking a swig of your favourite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene,
kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get
mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had
here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll
just call it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one
night and you don't want to drive anywhere. One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If
you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer. One point to VAGINA
9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much
vagina and you'll think you've seen God. One point to VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is fun. One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One
point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it settles down. One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark, pilsner,ale,lager,etc One point to BEER
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it One point to BEER
FINAL SCORE: BEER: 10 VAGINA: 8
that's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of
those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER
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Published by lakia: 9:17 PM
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Staring at roses
Watching petals fall down to the ground
Apart of me is missing
Whenever your not around
Im too weak and i cant go on
Feels like eternity since you've been gone
And i miss you
This tragedy, is keeping me
Locked inside of my own dreams.
Something, is hurting
But i need you to need me
Change my reality
You've changed my perspective on what i should be
Say you'll do anything?
Just bleed for awhile
Because i can still feel the blade against your skin
From the air i breathe
To the thoughts i think
And the ships will sink
In the coffee that i drink
Your still apart of me
Lets Warm ourselves by this fire
This bridge that we set ablaze
And Watch the Flames Grow upon your face
We'll decorate our bodies with, this falling ash
Because it still hurts every time
From the air i breathe
To the thoughts i think
And the ships will sink
In the coffee that i drink
Your still apart of me
Yesterday we threw away roses
Now the petals lay trampled on the ground
Apart of me is right there
With the petals that lay soft and sound
Now the sound of the guitar
Fills the void inside
Say you'll do anything?
Just bleed for awhile because i can still feel the blade against your skin
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Published by lakia: 9:50 PM
Updated On: 3/7/2006 at 9:58 PM
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