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Male, 17, Gresham, Oregon, United States

ONLINE and currently .

Local Resort: Timberline Four Seasons Resort
Riding Since: 2005
Riding Ability: Intermediate
Riding Style: Freeriding
Riding Stance: Regular

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Interests

cookies, snowboarding, photography, girls, family, water, lifes fast lane, snow

About Me

i got bored so i decided to make a sticker straight from planet kickass

Snowboarding is the best past time activity ever! ahh! its wednsday and you just found out that your going boarding saturday! you rush home and get all your stuff ready even though its only wednsday! Thursday, you just cant wait! you wax your board , and then when your done, you scrape it off, and wax it again, because your bored! Friday night, and your sitting at home, wearing your favorite pj's, with the door closed, watching..................... snowboarding videos, in peace, all night looong! Saturday! you wake up at 4:17, even though your ride is only coming at 8, just so you can quadruple check that you got all your stuff ready.. 7:50, and you just took your fourth piss that morning, so you dont have to go while in the car! It's 8:01, and you finally get a call from your friend, "Come outside bro!".. you get in the car and the first thing you do, is turn to your friend, and punch him in the face.. "Bro, its 8:01,.. you said your going to be here at 8:00... i was getting worried!". On the way through sandy, you see Joe's donuts! ahh, the bestest cheapest donuts evers! You go in and the line is just way to long to wait in.. so you think of a good distraction! You tell every one to look out side, because there is a group of vicious unicorns, trampling everones cars. (p.s., there really isnt any unicorns outside.) and they all run in belief. Even the employees run out side.. your waiting in line to order, but no one is there to take your order, so you walk around the counter and take 2 glazed donuts, 1 bear claw, and a breakfast burrito.. on the way, you grab two chocolate milks, and two monsters.. On your way to the mountain, you already have to take another piss, even though you took 4, just to make sure you didnt have to go again.. -i noticed that i always have to take a piss right before i get to the mountain.. i think its because im anxious! thats a good thing, i guess..- wow, you finally reach the parking lot... you find a parking spot and start bumping the music.. everyone around you is getting a headache because of your music being too loud, but you dont care.. then, all of the sudden, a very gay song comes on, but people already know its a gay song, so you dont change it.. you try to act tuff and play it cool... but the skiers next to you, are all like, "wow, that song is really cool! not!", and you go up to him, and punch him in the face! "i've been proudly annoying skiers since 1972, punk!", he runs away crying! high five! Your all done putting your gear on, and you start walking to the lift.. even though you know that you need to take a piss..."i dont care, i hold it in!".. badd choice, 2 hours later you find yourself just about to piss yourself, while in the forest, trying to unzip your zipper, but it wont unzip... oh man.. you finally make it through that horrid adventure, but now you dont know how to get out of the forest.. you start going down, but then soon after, notice that you were actually going up! shooot.. eventually you make it out.. but you noticed that you pulled right in front of a massive jump, and a skier is coming down to hit it.. "Move loser!" soo, what do you do? a) move, b) dont move, or c) quickly get a branch and smack the skier right across the face with it! If you answered A,... your incorrect.. if you answered C, you are correct! hurray for you! 2:00 oclock, and your powerpuff girls watch alarm goes off! yess lunch!! you go all the way down to the lodge, but right when you get there, you remembered that you left your wallet at home, "oh man, i guess i will just eat the bark off of trees." nothing stops you from boarding all day long, even if you hit a fat jump, and biff it, and rip a fat whole in your pants! your power rangers boxers are sticking out, but you still shred it up.. Its night, and your still boarding.. you were boarding for hours with that fat hole in your pants and realize that you have hypothermia.. you also realize that your left leg fell off and you were riding with one leg, for 3 hours now.. you still keep on boarding,.. 9 o'clock, and your power puff watch alarm goes off again, "oh man, time to start heading to the car.." so you ride all the way to the car, and you ungear, and go in the car to warm up.. then out of no where, you hear a voice, like its coming from the heavens! "dude, dude.... wake up, its saturday! lets go boarding!, shotgun" WOW! it was all a dream! thats good, because for a second there, i remembered that my powerpuff girls watch was off by a minute or soo.. phhew! You Snowboarders know what im talking bout! -all events were dramatized in this story.. -dont worry, the laughing will go away within 3-5 minutes.. -this was a very non-true story by kyle.hubbard.. -Snowboarding is life!

Words of Wisdom

yay snowboarding??

Snowboard Setups

backup setup

Snowboard: Morrow press 08
Bindings: SP limited SP centroid X grenade
Boots: Burton

steeeeeeez

Jacket: Bonfire
Pants: 686 Enterprises limited 686 X dragon
Goggles: Oakley

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