just checking for a pulse...... are you still breathing?

whats new theoretical friend? i see you still are neither rad, hot or in the posession of a personality and i have to ask.....how did you scorn your public so?

Hey Hey. Nope no acting for now. Just awaiting the little one..he'll be here in 3 weeks (or sooner). I am recording my demo soon though...after the baby of course. Not sure when I'll be making it back up to Van. I want to so bad....once life settles down I'll have a better idea. How are things with you??

MIKE IS THAT YOU!!!?!

HOLLY shi*t I THINK IT IS! How are you? How are things in Vancouver? What have you been up to?

I left Calgary a year ago and now loving Whistler life. AWW!

many happy returns, fellow gemini.

ive been back in canada i think a month or two. but ive been flying back and forth to nicaragua because i bought a biz there. right now im sitting on a milk crate in a house bare besides this laptop and a skateboard. gave away all my shi*t and moved into a yurt up the mountain. tomorrow i bust my MX bike out of the shop and am driving up to the birken rally friday morning, afterwhich ill camp at the track in pemberton and ride till either my body/bike or truck break then limp this ass home for a week of sleep. this is mostly speculation. as for right now. like right right now now...im eating perogies, drinking red wine harrassing faraway friends and listening to my guilty pleasure song of the week, mariah carey "we belong together" so bad, and yet so good. ..thank god these shi*t mac speakers dont go any higher. oh yeah guess whats in the yurt? bed/computer/drumkit/dirtbike. how could life get any simpler,or sweeter than this?

me: hi you: hi me: long time,how goes? you: you know,stuff and things me: ya so much stuff and way lots of things. you: so...i have this really important thing.... i cant talk me: oh right, right? ive got a thing too, so... you: good times me: good times.

sooo...im sitting on a bench downtown christchurch new zealand,its evening and the air is cold enough to support hoodie AND toque comfortably. firebreathers,funny accents and entirely civilized surroundings....meaning this city is sooo clean,even the dark alley's are clean,like you can see your face in the concrete clean, like no needles OR condoms clean, and all the shops are avante gard and all the people young cool,ruggedly handsome.
all the restaurants are THAI!  art shows every few storefronts. gangs of kids dressed very well, all in black sipping beers in dark corners of the park....hell; even a couple of hari krishnas complete with tinkling bells and random small children in togas and bare feet littering the very clean sidewalk.....and i sit here asking myself, have i died and traded in my good karma for a few minutes on a park bench in utopia?
everybody has to check this place out. i used to shat talk this zone, now im kissing its big sparkling ass.

mountain dew commercial? funny. i want to do a dew commercial and be responsible for the master edit and be so late that theres no time for anyone to review it before it goes on air...it just gets courriered from my office to the networks and it happens to be airing during superbowl and a bazillion people are watching as vin diesel chugs a mountain dew wilst butt-plugging the CEO of mountain dew whos face i masterfully pasted over the body of a german shepard and the dew is spraying out thru vin's nose only it isnt mountain dew its really baby diarrhea and the dude on bottom is licking up the shi*t from vin's man titty's, madonnas "holiday" playing in the background. o ya, plus random shots of way cool snowboarders,mountain bikers ect. randomly flashing explicitly in the foreground.

COMING SOON:
HOT TANNED MUFF ON A SLOPE NEAR YOU.
HEARD THE SNOW WAS RAD, GOTTA GIT MINE.
SEE YALL IN 2 DAYS....WOOOOOOOO!

are you ever on this thing? i just sign in, write a couple of short abusive notes to friends and run away,run like it was the morning after some drug induced incident with strangers in a 20 dollar hotel room.run like i was from an albanian crime syndicate and realized i was playing naked twister with the lithuanian mafia. run like someone was chasing me with a poo covered stick. are you even alive?

hey...im downtown managua in a local market ganking wireless from idontf*ckingknowwhere. there is a goat beside me and a monkey beside the goat. my legs are cramped ive been sitting here 3 hours trying to download a program i need for work. i have to pee so bad but i cant move or risk losing the connection. i was looking at a melted ice cream wrapper and thought of you.

fvck i hate this site FVCK YOU SITE! they never let me say what i want, always haf to edit and cut cut cut well fvck a s h i t stick p iss swishers munch a pube-afro and come up with a beard fvckers! fvck!