Yup, I think I'm at the end of my rope with YET ANOTHER JOB.  I just can't stand inside sales I've decided.  The gay guy here who keeps saying "mahollow" to the Hawaii market, all unsure of himself sounding like a total gaper white boy.....I just can't stand it.  I don't know what my problem is, because he's a really nice guy and all that, but he's just SO f*ckING CHEESY!  He's all into the metaphysical shi*t, and the way he speaks to customers/prospective clients, it just makes me effing insane.  Always saying stuff like "you're amazing, thank you" or "I'm picking up something from you" followed by some gay ass "Sylvia" style reading over the phone, like he's some kind of Tarot card reading God that has psychic ability and insights.....it's just too much.  Little office with the same stupid stuff all day, but when he starts to call the Hawaii market with the whole "we've got some terriffic promotions" (all in the gay lisp) and then ending the call with the unsure of himself "mahallow" over and over again, it's like Chinese water torture.  Man I would just kill to win the lottery, I wouldn't even care about all the money and stuff I could do with it, I would just thank God with tears in my eyes that I didn't have to listen to all this gayness every day.  And then there's my manic boss, comes in all in a shi*tty mood and talk to everyone with total disrespect.  Never wants to hear the reality of things, always gets pissed at me because I'm "too focused on the numbers and stats".  Imagine that, numbers and stats in a sales job, what a crazy notion.  Why should I be educated with honors and point out the obvious fact that everything that comes out of his mouth is f*cking ridiculous when compared to the stats and reality.  Yup, I'm losing it:

 

THE EMPEROR WEARS NO CLOTHES.  THE EMPEROR WEARS NO CLOTHES.

 

YUP, I SAID IT.