Words of Wisdom 

*+*Me, I'm dishonest, and with a dishonest man you can always trust him to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you have to watch out for, because you never know when he's going to turn around and do something incredibly stupid!" -Captain Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean-(JohnnyDepp)*+*

*+* If you add the couch, subtract the clothes, and add the lips isn't making out pretty much like math?*+*

*+* Why is it illegal to park in a handicapped parking space but its ok to use a handicapped toilet?*+*

*+* These Are The Moments, These Are The Times, Lets Make The Best Out Of Our Lives *+* -

*+* Lifes a dance, you learn as you go*+*

*+*Why don't you go put a condom on ur head, cuz if ur gonna act like a dick, you might as well look like one too!*+*

*+*Wicked*+*

*+*CoolBeans*+*

*+*Its 419, you got a minute?*+*