so this past weekend was nothing other than eryn's white trash party. there was a lot of trash, a lot of white kids, and a few combinations thereof. eryn and i started the weekend off in style by cutting the sweetest 15 minute mullet known to mankind.

 

 

not only did this man let us near him with scissors, but he kept the mullet for the whole weekend, even wearing it to work. i'm sure his boss was impressed. unfortunately, no one else would trust eryn and i with scissors near their head, so that was the only mullet we cut.

 

the mud wrestling pit was a success, even though it was damn cold out and nipples were fit to cut glass. for photographic evidence i will again send you, my loyal reader, to eryn's (westcoastfvckup) profile.

 

surprisingly, there were only two major incidents over the whole weekend. both were perpetrated by boys from squamish. coincidence? i think not. the first night, in a drink-induced sleep state, a certain someone got up and sleep peed on my mother's elliptical trainer, the whole while mumbling gibberish. oh, and did i mention he was naked at the time? apparently while drunk he does not like exercise. go figure. it makes me cautious to sit anywhere in the basement now...

 

the second night i will blame on tequila and cheap beer. after mud wrestling a certain girl, another certain someone was so eager to hop into the shower with her that he missed the top stair and tumbled all the way to the bottom, spraying mud as he went. luckily the hardwood floor and white wall broke his fall, and he got up fine (whether that is also true in the shower remains open to debate). the wall, however, now has a permanent imprint of his elbow and shoulder... something to remember him by. hopefully in 9 months there won't be another something.

 

after all this madness and mayhem, i had to tone things down for my little sister's birthday party. she turned nine last week and invited a whole bunch of her friends (and me) over on the weekend to celebrate. so i got to sit by the lake in the sunshine and wind and do absolutely nothing except smile and eat good food. cake and hotdogs and fresh fruits and veggies... damn it was good! i also got to judge the sandcastle building competition (of course amanda won!), so it was all good.

 

i'm still recouperating, but i think i've caught up on at least some sleep! maybe today i'll get something accomplished....