About Me 

5'10, in shape, but not ripped. Strawberryblonde hair, hazel eyes, I like watching war movies or comedy movies. I like trying to make people laugh. Which 80% of the time I do. I like having fun, hanging with friends, give me an energy drink when we hang out and you'll never forget that night.

Words of Wisdom 

DONT BE GAY AND NOT LEAVE ME A COMMENT!

Ladies if you have msn messenger my email is: kelton_b1@hotmail.com

If something goes wrong, blame it on the guy who can't speak english.

Yeah witch reminds me, I need a sandwich.

Homer: If there's one thing I've learned, it's that life is one crushing defeat after another until you just wish Flanders was dead.

Homer: To find Flanders, I have to think like Flanders.
Homer's brain: I'm a big four-eyed lame-o! And I wear the same stupid sweater every day and...
Homer: The Springfield river!

Maybe, just once, someone will call me "sir" without adding, "you're making a scene."

If something's hard, then it's not worth doing

Getting out of jury duty is easy. The trick is to say you're prejudiced against all races.

Kids, you tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is, never try.