About Me 

Ever go to a party and find a guy who seems a bit out of place, a bit sad, a bit intriguing? You take a chance and talk to him and it turns out he's a really nice guy but painfully shy. He's smart, funny, nice to you and your friends and your mom would probably love him? Well, I'm the kid that guy has to drive home. I'll probably throw up in his backseat too. Nice to meet you.

Words of Wisdom 

After so many days of boarding it starts to take a toll on your body; you can't sleep at night and when you do wake up your body creeks and moans like old tree branches in the wind, but the second you get to the hill, lace up your boots, turn on the Ipod and throw on your goggles, that pain goes away cus today you get to go boarding and there really isn't anything better you could do with today.

It's ok to do what you have to do until you get the chance to do what you were meant to do.

Without me, it'd just be aweso.

Just because I slept with you, doesn't mean that I'll snowboard with you.

Abraham Simpson: Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say "dickety"  'cause that Kaiser had stolen our word "twenty". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles...

Evil will always triumph because Good is dumb.

Never trust a beautiful woman, especially one that is interested in you.