Wednesday, June 07, 2006

sportz_freak345: hello
jgardiner_1: hi there
sportz_freak345: so wats up
jgardiner_1: welcome to rigoberto's taco shop can i take your order?
sportz_freak345: huh
sportz_freak345: lol
jgardiner_1: nevermind
sportz_freak345: sry i get confused easily
jgardiner_1: thats great
jgardiner_1: do you like pie?
sportz_freak345: wat kind
jgardiner_1: doesn't matter
sportz_freak345: oh then yes
jgardiner_1: whats your favorite kind of pie?
sportz_freak345: cherry
jgardiner_1: thats it?  just cherry
sportz_freak345: and apple
sportz_freak345: that's it
jgardiner_1: not lemon mirangue?
sportz_freak345: no, cause i've never had it
jgardiner_1: are you serious?
sportz_freak345: yeah
jgardiner_1: ok then i'm not talking to you anymore
jgardiner_1: bye
sportz_freak345: wtf
jgardiner_1: jk
sportz_freak345: jees luise
jgardiner_1: have you ever tasted the rainbow?
sportz_freak345: yeah
sportz_freak345: it was good
jgardiner_1: really?  what does it taste like?
sportz_freak345: skittles and fruit
jgardiner_1: hopefully peppermint schnapps
jgardiner_1: dammit
sportz_freak345: wat r those
jgardiner_1: nothing nevermind
jgardiner_1: have you ever wondered what life would be like without 9 irons?
sportz_freak345: o c wat i mean when i say i get confused easily
sportz_freak345: not really
jgardiner_1: thats fine....its better that way
jgardiner_1: why not?
sportz_freak345: idk i never really have time to just stop and think
jgardiner_1: paper or plastic?
sportz_freak345: paper
jgardiner_1: ok
jgardiner_1: regular or decaf?
sportz_freak345: regular
sportz_freak345: r u testing me
jgardiner_1: no, you're helping me do my homework
sportz_freak345: what about homework
jgardiner_1: you're helping me do my homework
sportz_freak345: how
jgardiner_1: by answering all the questions
sportz_freak345: your still in school
sportz_freak345: oh
sportz_freak345: how is that homework
sportz_freak345: j/w.
jgardiner_1: i don't know
sportz_freak345: well then how is this homework
jgardiner_1: i think the teacher accidentally gave me their grocery list
sportz_freak345: lol
jgardiner_1: do we need rice?
sportz_freak345: yes
sportz_freak345: lol
jgardiner_1: jasmine or grain?
sportz_freak345: grain
jgardiner_1: wrong
jgardiner_1: the answer is jasmine
sportz_freak345: how is that wrong
sportz_freak345: lmao
jgardiner_1: because i think the teacher gave me the answers too, and it says you're wrong
sportz_freak345: o
sportz_freak345: did she really
jgardiner_1: i think so
sportz_freak345: this is hilarious
sportz_freak345: u guys r still in school
jgardiner_1: i'm not in school, i'm just doing my homework
sportz_freak345: wat
sportz_freak345: so then u actually never did homework
sportz_freak345: your 21
jgardiner_1: no, i'm not in school
sportz_freak345: well then how is this homework
jgardiner_1: oh, sorry i forgot to tell you, i'm in this mental institution and they give me homework
sportz_freak345: oh k
sportz_freak345: is this also going on your random im list
jgardiner_1: as we speak
sportz_freak345: wtf y
jgardiner_1: why not?
sportz_freak345: cause maybe id want it on there
jgardiner_1: so you do want it there?
sportz_freak345: no
jgardiner_1: well then where shouold i put it?
sportz_freak345: nowhere in your small shrivled up head
jgardiner_1: but its got to go somewhere
jgardiner_1: back to the questions
sportz_freak345: i'm not answering anymore of them
jgardiner_1: come on, be a team player
sportz_freak345: no id want to be
jgardiner_1: why not?  didn't you listen to what jose canseco has to say about people that aren't team players?
sportz_freak345: no should i
jgardiner_1: yes you should
jgardiner_1: he says all people that are not team players are a polly prissy pants
jgardiner_1: will you butter my bum and call me a muffin?
sportz_freak345: tough
sportz_freak345: no
sportz_freak345: i'm not answering to anymore questions
jgardiner_1: how come?
sportz_freak345: not answering
sportz_freak345: i left u a comment
jgardiner_1: really
jgardiner_1: hold on let me read it
sportz_freak345: k
sportz_freak345: isn't it nice
jgardiner_1: i don't see any comments
sportz_freak345: there's one under the random im conversation thing
jgardiner_1: oh right
sportz_freak345: yeah that's right
sportz_freak345: i'm a meany
jgardiner_1: i have other words for it
jgardiner_1: dammit, why did you close the IM?  that ruins the plan of copying and pasting
sportz_freak345: duh
sportz_freak345: deal with it
jgardiner_1: haha jk, i got it all down

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Published by jgardiner_1: 6:13 PM

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

sportz_freak345: hello
jgardiner_1: hi there
sportz_freak345: so wats up
jgardiner_1: welcome to rigoberto's taco shop can i take your order?
sportz_freak345: huh
sportz_freak345: lol
jgardiner_1: nevermind
sportz_freak345: sry i get confused easily
jgardiner_1: thats great
jgardiner_1: do you like pie?
sportz_freak345: wat kind
jgardiner_1: doesn't matter
sportz_freak345: oh then yes
jgardiner_1: whats your favorite kind of pie?
sportz_freak345: cherry
jgardiner_1: thats it?  just cherry
sportz_freak345: and apple
sportz_freak345: that's it
jgardiner_1: not lemon mirangue?
sportz_freak345: no, cause i've never had it
jgardiner_1: are you serious?
sportz_freak345: yeah
jgardiner_1: ok then i'm not talking to you anymore
jgardiner_1: bye
sportz_freak345: wtf
jgardiner_1: jk
sportz_freak345: jees luise
jgardiner_1: have you ever tasted the rainbow?
sportz_freak345: yeah
sportz_freak345: it was good
jgardiner_1: really?  what does it taste like?
sportz_freak345: skittles and fruit
jgardiner_1: hopefully peppermint schnapps
jgardiner_1: dammit
sportz_freak345: wat r those
jgardiner_1: nothing nevermind
jgardiner_1: have you ever wondered what life would be like without 9 irons?
sportz_freak345: o c wat i mean when i say i get confused easily
sportz_freak345: not really
jgardiner_1: thats fine....its better that way
jgardiner_1: why not?
sportz_freak345: idk i never really have time to just stop and think
jgardiner_1: paper or plastic?
sportz_freak345: paper
jgardiner_1: ok
jgardiner_1: regular or decaf?
sportz_freak345: regular
sportz_freak345: r u testing me
jgardiner_1: no, you're helping me do my homework
sportz_freak345: what about homework
jgardiner_1: you're helping me do my homework
sportz_freak345: how
jgardiner_1: by answering all the questions
sportz_freak345: your still in school
sportz_freak345: oh
sportz_freak345: how is that homework
sportz_freak345: j/w.
jgardiner_1: i don't know
sportz_freak345: well then how is this homework
jgardiner_1: i think the teacher accidentally gave me their grocery list
sportz_freak345: lol
jgardiner_1: do we need rice?
sportz_freak345: yes
sportz_freak345: lol
jgardiner_1: jasmine or grain?
sportz_freak345: grain
jgardiner_1: wrong
jgardiner_1: the answer is jasmine
sportz_freak345: how is that wrong
sportz_freak345: lmao
jgardiner_1: because i think the teacher gave me the answers too, and it says you're wrong
sportz_freak345: o
sportz_freak345: did she really
jgardiner_1: i think so
sportz_freak345: this is hilarious
sportz_freak345: u guys r still in school
jgardiner_1: i'm not in school, i'm just doing my homework
sportz_freak345: wat
sportz_freak345: so then u actually never did homework
sportz_freak345: your 21
jgardiner_1: no, i'm not in school
sportz_freak345: well then how is this homework
jgardiner_1: oh, sorry i forgot to tell you, i'm in this mental institution and they give me homework
sportz_freak345: oh k
sportz_freak345: is this also going on your random im list
jgardiner_1: as we speak
sportz_freak345: wtf y
jgardiner_1: why not?
sportz_freak345: cause maybe id want it on there
jgardiner_1: so you do want it there?
sportz_freak345: no
jgardiner_1: well then where shouold i put it?
sportz_freak345: nowhere in your small shrivled up head
jgardiner_1: but its got to go somewhere
jgardiner_1: back to the questions
sportz_freak345: i'm not answering anymore of them
jgardiner_1: come on, be a team player
sportz_freak345: no id want to be
jgardiner_1: why not?  didn't you listen to what jose canseco has to say about people that aren't team players?
sportz_freak345: no should i
jgardiner_1: yes you should
jgardiner_1: he says all people that are not team players are a polly prissy pants
jgardiner_1: will you butter my bum and call me a muffin?
sportz_freak345: tough
sportz_freak345: no
sportz_freak345: i'm not answering to anymore questions
jgardiner_1: how come?
sportz_freak345: not answering
sportz_freak345: i left u a comment
jgardiner_1: really
jgardiner_1: hold on let me read it
sportz_freak345: k
sportz_freak345: isn't it nice
jgardiner_1: i don't see any comments
sportz_freak345: there's one under the random im conversation thing
jgardiner_1: oh right
sportz_freak345: yeah that's right
sportz_freak345: i'm a meany
jgardiner_1: i have other words for it
jgardiner_1: dammit, why did you close the IM?  that ruins the plan of copying and pasting
sportz_freak345: duh
sportz_freak345: deal with it
jgardiner_1: haha jk, i got it all down

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Published by jgardiner_1: 6:13 PM

Tuesday, May 30, 2006

halo2632: hey
halo2632: what up
jgardiner_1: not much
jgardiner_1: how can i help you?
halo2632: just seein whats happening
halo2632: how ru
halo2632: u know luvme 4 ever right
jgardiner_1: can't say that i do
halo2632: im her best friend weve chatted before
jgardiner_1: thats swell
halo2632: well u do cuz 'she always talkin bout u
jgardiner_1: is that so?
halo2632: didnt i just say that
halo2632: whats ur problem
halo2632: im just tryin to talk to u
jgardiner_1: i don't have a problem
halo2632: o well it seems like it
halo2632: sry
jgardiner_1: do you like pie?
halo2632: nope
halo2632: i only like sundaes
jgardiner_1: why not?
jgardiner_1: sundaes?
jgardiner_1: not even lemon mirangue?
halo2632: therey not sweet enough
halo2632: duh
halo2632: jk
jgardiner_1: you're wierd
halo2632: never had it y
jgardiner_1: don't like pie?  wtf?
halo2632: sry
jgardiner_1: what about strawberry pie?
halo2632: so what do u look like
halo2632: i like cherry better
jgardiner_1: so you DO like pie....
halo2632: not really
halo2632: but cherrys alright
jgardiner_1: lol thats confusing
halo2632: what do u look like
halo2632: describe ur self
jgardiner_1: i'm a homosapien with 2 legs 2 arms 1 head
halo2632: duh
halo2632: but or color of hair and eyes
halo2632: how tall
halo2632: omg
jgardiner_1: eyes?
halo2632: what
jgardiner_1: they're white with some black in the middle
*connection effed up*

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Published by jgardiner_1: 4:12 PM Updated On: 5/30/2006 at 4:14 PM

Monday, April 17, 2006

PUSSYCAT1407: wtf
PUSSYCAT1407: u r an ass lol\
jgardiner_1: now what?
PUSSYCAT1407: why did u leave
jgardiner_1: to make my life complete
jgardiner_1: plus i had to doodie
PUSSYCAT1407: ewww didnt need to know that
jgardiner_1: well now you do know
jgardiner_1: everyone poops, don't be ashamed
PUSSYCAT1407: i know
jgardiner_1: then you shouldn't be that disgusted by it
PUSSYCAT1407: nvm
jgardiner_1: do you like pie?
jgardiner_1: don't be scared, its not a trick question
PUSSYCAT1407: umm ya
jgardiner_1: whats your favorite kind of pie?
PUSSYCAT1407: ummm cherry?
PUSSYCAT1407: i guess
jgardiner_1: you don't sound too sure about that
jgardiner_1: are you sure its not strawberry?  or lemon marangue?
PUSSYCAT1407: well ya but its kind of a wierd (q)
PUSSYCAT1407: its cherry
jgardiner_1: is that your final answer?
PUSSYCAT1407: yesa why?
PUSSYCAT1407: yes*
jgardiner_1: just making sure
jgardiner_1: do you ever wonder what makes the sky blue?
PUSSYCAT1407: ok
PUSSYCAT1407: umm no but i bet u do huh
jgardiner_1: no, but i really wanted to know
jgardiner_1: why don't you know....don't they teach that in school these days?
PUSSYCAT1407: idk
PUSSYCAT1407: i dont pay attention
PUSSYCAT1407: jk
jgardiner_1: so anyways....these 3 jews walk into a bar....micheal jackson
jgardiner_1: get it?
PUSSYCAT1407: duh hahahaha
jgardiner_1: you so didn't get it.....don't even pretend
jgardiner_1: have you ever laughed so hard rice shot out of your nose?
PUSSYCAT1407: no
PUSSYCAT1407: and no i dont get it
jgardiner_1: what do you think life would be like without 9 irons?
jgardiner_1: no comment?
PUSSYCAT1407: idk is ur name joe?
jgardiner_1: it could be...why?
PUSSYCAT1407: do u have a gf named bailey?
PUSSYCAT1407: u bitch
PUSSYCAT1407: she just cussed me out cause of u
jgardiner_1: did she really?
jgardiner_1: nah, she's my stalker
PUSSYCAT1407: can u tell her that plz
jgardiner_1: i've tried....you know stalkers
jgardiner_1: they just don't quit and can be bi-polar sometimes
PUSSYCAT1407: hahha she said to go to work and stop being a shumper!!!
jgardiner_1: how do you know about shumping?  who told you?
PUSSYCAT1407: she did
PUSSYCAT1407: what is it?
jgardiner_1: i can't tell you
jgardiner_1: its top secret KAK terms
PUSSYCAT1407: plz tell me
jgardiner_1:you gotta achieve elite whore status before i can tell you
*PUSSYCAT disconnects*

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Published by jgardiner_1: 2:50 PM

Monday, April 17, 2006

PUSSYCAT1407: hi who is this?
jgardiner_1: this is your daddy
jgardiner_1: how can i help you?
PUSSYCAT1407: duh hi daddy
jgardiner_1: hi
PUSSYCAT1407: shut up this is abby
jgardiner_1: the abby i had sex with in junior high?
jgardiner_1: or the abby that pooped her pants in second grade?
jgardiner_1: ???
PUSSYCAT1407: what?
PUSSYCAT1407: sex
PUSSYCAT1407: jk
PUSSYCAT1407: do i know u?
jgardiner_1: yes
PUSSYCAT1407: how?
jgardiner_1: i'm the guy with the mustache in all the porn videos
PUSSYCAT1407: do u have msn?
PUSSYCAT1407: oh that guy
jgardiner_1: you know...the one with his face half cut out of the picture?
PUSSYCAT1407: jk
PUSSYCAT1407: do u have msn
PUSSYCAT1407: ???
jgardiner_1: no
jgardiner_1: msn is for elite whores
PUSSYCAT1407: hey
jgardiner_1: hi
PUSSYCAT1407: shut up
PUSSYCAT1407: gosh u r a fag
jgardiner_1: nah
PUSSYCAT1407: omg whats ur rpob?
PUSSYCAT1407: prob*
jgardiner_1: *schlacks PUSSYCAT1407*  have a nice day

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Published by jgardiner_1: 2:01 PM

Sunday, April 16, 2006

spork:  the act of spooning in a violent rage involving every appendage put in all the wrong places usually with the assistance of robasian

bonerific:  1.  a state of hotness unmatched by any other hotness
               2.  something really cool that makes you go "wow"

shumping:  the act of humping in silence  (only kyle knows how this works i guess)

fack:  to explicitly express extreme frustration

fantastical:  something that is fantastic and magical all in one

CSCSP:  Canadian Super Cool Space Place  (ask Kyle on this one or visit his pro and read his blogs  http://snowboard.colonies.com/members/BushyV1/blogs/post/52758/)

color sex:  sharing intimacy by using the same color in a chat room

colorgasm:  if everything goes right, the act following up color sex

color rape: switching to someone's color in chat when they don't want color sex, violating every e-hole in their e-body

weenis:  a part of the elbow resembling the shape of a penis.  usually on the left elbow, this appendage is surgically removed at birth.  unless you are unfortunate enough to have ass holes for parents and they just leave it there

dwoosh: the sister to douch. Instead of a stream of water the contains medicinal or refreshing ingredients, one my dwoosh with soda pop or other various beverages. To obtain a new car smell, use a mixture of toilet water and leather particles. To obtain that Mr. Clean smell, simply use a formula of 1/3 cup of lemon juice, 1/2cup of water and 1 cup of Mr. Clean, all purpose cleaner. Feel free to spice it up a bit, add some Franks Red Hot, or Tobasco sauce, use pickle brine and orange juice for a sea breeze scent. The solutions are yours to disover. The sky is not the limit, because there are footprints on the moon. FOr more suggested formulas, see smsbrdr1 for details.

gorgasm:  an orgasm involving some really gory stuff (ask Selina, i'm not sure about this one either)

chickcore:  a club of chicks of awesome hardcoreness (includes whit chelsea and kara)


ok, so its time for me to go, and this is still in progress, so I will continue it later once i have more input from fellow sb.com members

KAK: (Kool Aid Kids)  I need more input from kara on this one)

seatbelt:  a special belt kyle uses so he doesn't fall out of his office chair onto his face

elite whore:  one who has achieved a great level of e-whoreness such as myself, robin, kyle and shawn

*golf clap*:  a sort of courtesy clap you recieve if you do something outstandingly stupid

handitard:  the epitimy of a handicapped retarted person

mo-dar:  as in "word to your mo-dar"

turbasm:  the act of having an orgasm while wearing a turban....usually ending in a mess on robin's shoes

blaster worm:  a form of std transmitted by having cyber sex.  this is the worst known std to mankind.  there is no sort of prevention to catching this one, so beware kiddies.  think twice before chatting online with that random person with 69 or hottie in their screen name

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Tags:dictionary Published by jgardiner_1: 9:27 PM Updated On: 4/17/2006 at 4:09 PM