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Male, 25, Durango, Colorado, United States


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Local Resort: Wolf Creek Ski Area
Riding Since: 1996
Riding Ability: Expert
Riding Style: Freestyle/Pipe/Park
Riding Stance: Goofy


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Radness Rating: 4.3
Hotness Rating: 3.7
Personality Rating: 3.9





















About Me 

Jusy moved to Durango 8/20/06

Words of Wisdom 

I have no wisdom so I will entertain profile viewers with the best South Park quotes ever:

Cartman: "Respect my Authority!"

Stan: "Hey, do you know where I can find the clitoris?
Cartman: "What is that like finding Jesus or something?"

Timmy: "Timmah!"

Mr. Garrison: "Does anyone know what sexual harrassment means?"
Cartman: "When you are trying to have intercourse with a special lady friend and some other guy comes up and tickles your balls from behind."

Kyle: "Kick the baby!"

Cartman: "I've been keeping this place free of hippies since I was 5 and a half."

Cartman: "How about we sing 'Kyle's mom is a stupid bitch' in D minor."

Chef: "Don't do drugs kids. There is a time and a place for everything. Its called college."

Cartman: The fireman is very magical. Rub his helmet and he spits in your eye.

Snowboard Setups

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Everyday
Snowboard: Ride '09 DH2 DFC
Bindings: Ride '09 Beta
Boots: ThirtyTwo '03 TM-2

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My Blog: Wednesday, June 07, 2006
sportz_freak345: hello
jgardiner_1: hi there
sportz_freak345: so wats up
jgardiner_1: welcome to rigoberto's taco shop can i take your order?
sportz_freak345: huh
sportz_freak345: lol
jgardiner_1: nevermind
sportz_freak345: sry i get confused easily
jgardiner_1: thats great
jgardiner_1: do you like pie?
sportz_freak345: wat kind
jgardiner_1: doesn't matter
sportz_freak345: oh then yes
jgardiner_1: whats your favorite kind of pie?
sportz_freak345: cherry
jgardiner_1: thats it?  just cherry
sportz_freak345: and apple
sportz_freak345: that's it
jgardiner_1: not lemon mirangue?
sportz_freak345: no, cause i've never had it
jgardiner_1: are you serious?
sportz_freak345: yeah
jgardiner_1: ok then i'm not talking to you anymore
jgardiner_1: bye
sportz_freak345: wtf
jgardiner_1: jk
sportz_freak345: jees luise
jgardiner_1: have you ever tasted the rainbow?
sportz_freak345: yeah
sportz_freak345: it was good
jgardiner_1: really?  what does it taste like?
sportz_freak345: skittles and fruit
jgardiner_1: hopefully peppermint schnapps
jgardiner_1: dammit
sportz_freak345: wat r those
jgardiner_1: nothing nevermind
jgardiner_1: have you ever wondered what life would be like without 9 irons?
sportz_freak345: o c wat i mean when i say i get confused easily
sportz_freak345: not really
jgardiner_1: thats fine....its better that way
jgardiner_1: why not?
sportz_freak345: idk i never really have time to just stop and think
jgardiner_1: paper or plastic?
sportz_freak345: paper
jgardiner_1: ok
jgardiner_1: regular or decaf?
sportz_freak345: regular
sportz_freak345: r u testing me
jgardiner_1: no, you're helping me do my homework
sportz_freak345: what about homework
jgardiner_1: you're helping me do my homework
sportz_freak345: how
jgardiner_1: by answering all the questions
sportz_freak345: your still in school
sportz_freak345: oh
sportz_freak345: how is that homework
sportz_freak345: j/w.
jgardiner_1: i don't know
sportz_freak345: well then how is this homework
jgardiner_1: i think the teacher accidentally gave me their grocery list
sportz_freak345: lol
jgardiner_1: do we need rice?
sportz_freak345: yes
sportz_freak345: lol
jgardiner_1: jasmine or grain?
sportz_freak345: grain
jgardiner_1: wrong
jgardiner_1: the answer is jasmine
sportz_freak345: how is that wrong
sportz_freak345: lmao
jgardiner_1: because i think the teacher gave me the answers too, and it says you're wrong
sportz_freak345: o
sportz_freak345: did she really
jgardiner_1: i think so
sportz_freak345: this is hilarious
sportz_freak345: u guys r still in school
jgardiner_1: i'm not in school, i'm just doing my homework
sportz_freak345: wat
sportz_freak345: so then u actually never did homework
sportz_freak345: your 21
jgardiner_1: no, i'm not in school
sportz_freak345: well then how is this homework
jgardiner_1: oh, sorry i forgot to tell you, i'm in this mental institution and they give me homework
sportz_freak345: oh k
sportz_freak345: is this also going on your random im list
jgardiner_1: as we speak
sportz_freak345: wtf y
jgardiner_1: why not?
sportz_freak345: cause maybe id want it on there
jgardiner_1: so you do want it there?
sportz_freak345: no
jgardiner_1: well then where shouold i put it?
sportz_freak345: nowhere in your small shrivled up head
jgardiner_1: but its got to go somewhere
jgardiner_1: back to the questions
sportz_freak345: i'm not answering anymore of them
jgardiner_1: come on, be a team player
sportz_freak345: no id want to be
jgardiner_1: why not?  didn't you listen to what jose canseco has to say about people that aren't team players?
sportz_freak345: no should i
jgardiner_1: yes you should
jgardiner_1: he says all people that are not team players are a polly prissy pants
jgardiner_1: will you butter my bum and call me a muffin?
sportz_freak345: tough
sportz_freak345: no
sportz_freak345: i'm not answering to anymore questions
jgardiner_1: how come?
sportz_freak345: not answering
sportz_freak345: i left u a comment
jgardiner_1: really
jgardiner_1: hold on let me read it
sportz_freak345: k
sportz_freak345: isn't it nice
jgardiner_1: i don't see any comments
sportz_freak345: there's one under the random im conversation thing
jgardiner_1: oh right
sportz_freak345: yeah that's right
sportz_freak345: i'm a meany
jgardiner_1: i have other words for it
jgardiner_1: dammit, why did you close the IM?  that ruins the plan of copying and pasting
sportz_freak345: duh
sportz_freak345: deal with it
jgardiner_1: haha jk, i got it all down
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Posted on Feb 21, 2009
OFFLINE Karma:
From: 4realboarding
24, Albuquerque, New Mexico, US
joe! you online for real?
Posted on Apr 02, 2008
ONLINE Karma:
From: stupid_kodiak
20, orem, Utah, US
Hi Joe... it's been over a year... i dont' think you even remember me... whats new?
Shantelle
oh i'm married now

Posted on Oct 16, 2007
ONLINE Karma:
From: iskatetoo
32, las angeles, California, US
yo so i thought peru would be great but i was wrong so i moved to colorado so i could see what is going on here. dealin in denver


don't sweat the petty things but definatly pet the sweaty things

Posted on Jun 19, 2007
ONLINE Karma:
From: BushyV1
23, Grand Rapids, Michigan, US
happy bday joe!
Posted on Jun 19, 2007
ONLINE Karma:
From: Selina_is_here
20, Small town, Ontario, CA
HAPPY FRICKEN BIRTHDAY.. IF IT EVEN IS YOUR BIRTHDAY BOY!!! lol well check ya later!!   Peace Nukka!


Your mom thinks your ugly!! Thank you come again..

Posted on Jun 18, 2007
ONLINE Karma:
From: Selina_is_here
20, Small town, Ontario, CA
JOEEE!!!.... where are you....? are you in a room?


Your mom thinks your ugly!! Thank you come again..

Posted on Jun 03, 2007
ONLINE Karma:
From: iskatetoo
32, las angeles, California, US
yo joe
long time no talk to
i moved out of bend, i live in peru now
it is ok i guess
no snow though
for a snowboarder my life has changed a little to much but oh well
hit me back
 
steffan


don't sweat the petty things but definatly pet the sweaty things

Posted on Jun 01, 2007
ONLINE Karma:
From: robintaylor
21, Vancouver, British Columbia, CA
ahh, well thanks.  enjoy your night, gangstaaa.


BOOBS OR STFU!

Posted on Jun 01, 2007
ONLINE Karma:
From: robintaylor
21, Vancouver, British Columbia, CA
braaahhhh! i'm still at work, no im'ing/chatting/buttsexing. how goes, man? it's been a while.


BOOBS OR STFU!

Posted on Apr 20, 2007
ONLINE Karma:
From: smsbrdr1
25, vancouver, British Columbia, CA
you! online! now!


Corn chips is no place for a mighty warrior
BLINDING VOIP!!! aaaahhh my tan lines!!!!!
This shirt is trés cuté. *sho-ho-hop lifting?!?!*

Posted on Apr 19, 2007
OFFLINE Karma:
From: 4realboarding
24, Albuquerque, New Mexico, US
zoom!
Posted on Mar 25, 2007
ONLINE Karma:
From: whit_ney
23, Fort Collins, Colorado, US
I'm kinda bummed the lil picture comment I put up of you on here definately got deleted along with that profile *sigh* that was a lot of work. haha
Posted on Mar 24, 2007
ONLINE Karma:
From: smsbrdr1
25, vancouver, British Columbia, CA
joe you big jerk... you stop by my profile and don't leave any love? I'm hurt... both emotionally and physically... thats right! physically!!! did you check out the 36 pics? they're swell... lots of good ones! Now people actually know what you look like muahaha. You're no longer a creepy looking noob kid :D! Anyways! Miss ya hun! See you next year!


Corn chips is no place for a mighty warrior
BLINDING VOIP!!! aaaahhh my tan lines!!!!!
This shirt is trés cuté. *sho-ho-hop lifting?!?!*

Posted on Dec 25, 2006
ONLINE Karma:
From: Selina_is_here
20, Small town, Ontario, CA
Dude.. merry christmas.. and happy new year and haha come back online i want to talk to my drunk joe!!


Your mom thinks your ugly!! Thank you come again..

Posted on Dec 13, 2006
ONLINE Karma:
From: Selina_is_here
20, Small town, Ontario, CA
JOE JOE!!!!!!! i havent talked to you in awile!!!! i miss you my buddy!! and we still have to find a place in alaska and live there in a shack on the top of a hill and snowboard every day!! i got it all planed out honestly i do... thats how much time on my hands i have from getting my internet busted!! so yah man hit me back when ever you get on. talk to yah latez lovely


Your mom thinks your ugly!! Thank you come again..

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