yo g, hows it going? Got your message man but your number is all f*cked up, ill give your rents a ring, hope whistler is retarded man, its snowing up here, Burton called me....getting free brown burton rodeo 07' pants kind of stoked...plaid days are over im only half plaid now baby, getting a brown and teal argyle jacket to match should be amazing, anyways hope everything is going rad, mountain should be opening soon hey, anyways hope the new place is rad, hope the job situation turned out good, hope the boy situation is x rated...doctor school is f*cking lame...almost my break though anyways peassshh! give me a ring when you get this...ciao bella

hey hey hey!

Whats up du f*ck! just checking to make sure your ready for the big Whistler move! how stupidly stoked are you! got my new laptop today its pretttty sick the screen is insane, but man you have to come down here, so much drinking and other explicit things, have some other things to tell you, I had to cease my pimping, i fell for one....i suck, but ya give me a ring ill fill you in

heyy!!  it was good seeing you at the premeir!  that was a fun night.  but i leave saturday morning so i thought i would say hey.  im so excited, rob came over today and took a bunch of stuff...we have so much stuff.  but when are you ocming to whistler??  your still going right?

JDU! f*ck man got so smashed last night, started with that little bacardi you sent me, went on for some lambs shots, drank a case of sleemans cream ale, went to the bar....drank two jagerbombs, some drink that tasted like root beer called a bottle cap, cement mixers, this drink where you get a pint of beer and drop a shot of tequila in it and probably more but honestly i dont remember dude good times and what happened after was x rated so ill tell you later, but kereoke happened...haha, the irish kid sang some songs pretty amusing actually, got caught making out with someone in the back of an alley by guess who,,,oh yeah i nice cop car that was cute, lost disgustingly at pool and an arae of other

eventful things happened but i hope you having fun up in cox bay you little bastard, it was so funny i called your house and i was like umm can i speak to jenny your brothers like um she moved to tofino and i burst out laughing and then i got jelous, but anyways i hope your adventures in tofino are as eventful as mine are here, if only you lived here to it would be outrageous i dont actually think they could hndle it anyways talk to you later i think im burning my chicken wings

peace out Kris

yo du f*ck,

your box wassss the best, i drnak the red bull and at the peanuts in a matter of like ten minutes, the poster is going to get taped over my bed, the stolen friend glove is now framed so i cant lose it, and the recipes are going to get out to good use asap, i almost cried when i saw the brownie one,i froze half the brownies because i dont feel like becoming obese but the rest are gone, i cant even look at the rum and coke it makes me want to projectile vomit on something preferrably a kitchen with a whistler employed janitor, your boz kicked my box's ass and ive remmebred so much more that i couldve written in my letter so im goign to continue to brainstorma dn send you another box, ive already picked up a little mini bols blue bottle from my grandps it came for free on teh various bottles we bought from the BCL, but anyways I better peace, I hope your shreddin those waves to shi*t and say hey to the crew for me, peace out Kris