Words of Wisdom 

People are always asking me how is it that firefighters run into a burning building when everyone else is running out. Courage is the answer.

But there ain't no medals on my chest, assholes, 'cause I ain't no hero. I'm a fireman. We're not in the business of making heroes here. We're in the business of discovering cowards, 'cause that's what you are if you can't take the heat. You're a pussy, and there ain't no room for pussies

No more beer for Linda, doubles for Jack! He's gonna be a father!

- I saw you on the news, Jack, dangling from a rope! How could you tell me that it's not dangerous?
-I never said it wasn't dangerous.I said it wasn't any more dangerous than being on the engine!
-I'm scared. I can't sleep. I keep having that dream about the red car turning up in front of the house when you don't come home.
-I saved that man today.

That's what I like about these high school girls, I keep getting older, they stay the same age