Words of Wisdom 

Computers are useless. They can only give you answers.

A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort.

A man was holding an assembly in front of about 500 people. He pulled $50 out of his pocket and held it up so everyone could see it. He then asked, "Is there anyone who wants this $50?" Of course, everyone raised their hand. The man wrinkled the $50 up in his hand and held it up again and asked, "Anyone who wants this?" Still, everyone raised their hand. The man put the $50 on the floor, stomped on it so it got really dirty, "still anyone who wants this?" Once again, everyone raised their hand. Then the man said, "I think you should all learn from this. No matter how dirty and ugly someone is, they're still worth just as much as anyone else!"