As I write, I feel sick. I probably am sick. I'm not sure, however, because I am not a doctor and only doctor's actually know who's sick or not. I know this because a doctor told me.
Being sick isn't fun. I'm spending my time watching movies, reading books, and surfing the internet. It's not fun at all. It's horribly unfun. I watched the Simpsons Movie TWICE, I repeat, Twice, in a day! Talk about rough!
Using a sophisticated diagnosis diagram and visual helper, I will show you which stage of sickness I am in.
I am not this sick. I am not yet green, and my nose has not swolen to that size (not yet, anyway)
Now, I feel more like this. However, I am not an Anime character, and life is not in black and white. I do draw, however.
I also feel a little like this, except I am a guy and never married a dead rock singer. Plus, I would never play in a band called Hole.
Totally absurd and off the subject! I don't wear a watch.
So, that about sums up me being sick. I gotta go lie down.
Cheers!
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insaneintheshane: 1:30 PM
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