Secret, Short List of Stuff,

Things To Do Preferably Before I Die

1. get married on a beach in Hawaii, invite no one (if only for a short period of time)
2. go surfing and snowboarding in the same day (learn to surf first)
3. stay in a state of intoxication for a week (or so…)
4. snowboard on every continent (maybe not Africa, at least until I know for sure if they have snow or not)
5. make a secret stop in Fiji on way to Australia in which case sleep in hammock for at least 12 hours (or until I see fit)
6. write a memo (send to all those I see memo worthy, maybe)
7. attempt to cross-breed palm trees and bonsai trees (just because)
8. if successful call them palmsai trees, sell and make millions
9. create a conglomerate of some sort (possibly with palm tree and bonzai tree people, oh the possibilities )
10. fly a kite at night(no further explanation needed...)