Well hi my name is Chris I’m a Snowboarder and have been for the I live I a small town call Sawtell 20 mins away from Coffsharbour. Just got a job working for sanity so yeah.
1. Lift heavy furniture without straining my back
2. Nose Press, f/s boardie, b/s boardie, f/s 360 b/s360 and so on just ask I will tell.
3. Kill spiders
4. Get up early/stay up late
5. Music I love, punk, screamo, emo Aussie hiphop
6. I wear tight pants
7. I make up my own adjectives
8. I eat a lot
9. Do manly things
10. I don’t wax my legs
11. I eat my vegetables
12. I like girls with blue eyes
13. Love airblaster
14. Own a plant
15. Don’t mind burps
16. Get jokes
17. Don’t get in fights (only when necessary)
18. Have all fingers
19. Enjoy deodorant
20. Celebrate flim day AKA Aussie day
21. Don’t let girls put make up on me (especially don’t let girls paint my nails...I mean c'mon!)
22. Don’t know the 2-second part of the Australian anthem
23. I can do the robot I rule the elbow dance
24. I’m Australian