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Published by grrrr: 7:06 PM
Updated On: 1/26/2007 at 7:10 PM
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Saturday, January 06, 2007
I just bought a new piano, a portable Yamaha Clavinova digital and would love to try it out with some other instruments! Do you want a piano/trumpet player or vocalist to jam with? Let me know thanks!
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Published by grrrr: 6:12 PM
Updated On: 1/6/2007 at 6:12 PM
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Wednesday, January 03, 2007
The blog replacement blog:
Do not upload any of the following:
- Pornography.
- Copyright material.
- Content containing illegal activities.
(What else would you want to post, really?)
Yep, you've seen this one before. The no-time-to-think-cut-and-paste-quickly blog replacement blog.
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Published by grrrr: 4:25 PM
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Tuesday, December 26, 2006
Merry Xmas! I didn't have access to a computer for Xmas, so it's a little bit belated...is it bad luck to wish people Merry Xmas after the holidays? I hope not, and I hope everyone had a great time and is doing well!
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Published by grrrr: 8:48 PM
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Friday, November 17, 2006
We are looking for volunteers for The Salvation Army this year. All you need to do is donate 1.5 hours of your time, to provide the less fortunate with a warm blanket, food and shelter this holiday season. If everyone did just one shift, we would have more than enough for everyone! Please think about it. I know it's not Number One on your list of things to do, but you'll feel really good afterwards. All warm and fuzzy. Please RSVP to me today so you can get a sweet spot on the schedule!
LOCATIONS: IGA, NESTERS, LIQUOR STORE (BOTH OF THEM), WHISTLER GONDOLA.
Bring that special someone, your family, a few friends, your band, choir, whatever. It's all good! I will be everywhere doing it, and I need some company!!
Thanks, love you all!!!!!
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Published by grrrr: 8:35 PM
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Sunday, November 05, 2006
I'm looking for some amateur jazz and blues players to play with...12 Bar Blues jams, old classics, etc. I play the trumpet and I like to sing so if you want to add a female member to your group, or want to start a group, just let me know!! Thanks!! 
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Published by grrrr: 1:07 AM
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Thursday, November 02, 2006
One morning Fall awoke by the eagle’s crow, to find that Winter, that wannabe monarch of all seasons, had invaded his delightful maple-saturated domain once again with her icy coolness. Not this time! he said. She will not crowd me into hibernation this year! Fall swallowed up all the air around him and released it with a fierce blast that lasted for two weeks and a day. Leaves swirled and trees snapped in half. The sky was dark. All the creatures stayed from outside. Who would want to live here now! he thought.
When the last puff of wind was gone, Fall drank up the ocean and threw it into the sky, just in case Winter was thirsty. Hah! Now she’ll have to go somewhere else to drink! he said. With smug satisfaction, Fall settled into the coveted chair, that majestic throne that governed who would rule the weather world, getting cozy with a nice cup of…wait!! What was this??
Thundering from the skies, in all her glory, Winter rode her chariot straight at him with no end in sight. You’re in my seat! she said. She swallowed up all the clouds and kissed the ocean inside with her frosty lips, and evaporated the misty smoke forever. Released from the puffy prison, Ocean spiraled towards Fall in a furious flurry, and the last thing Fall saw was a million incandescent crystalline jewels given wings for a moment to fly to the ground...
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Published by grrrr: 3:01 PM
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Wednesday, October 18, 2006
Guess what time it is??! It's time for more Snow Slider Gazette! We're preparing to prepare the Welcome Back! issue and we want to go global this year. Not just international. We're looking for foreign and local correspondents, if you want to throw down just let me know! We like funny stories about shredding (of course), other Scorpion/Pirate related activities, crazy photos (we condone nudity here at SSG), or anything else people might want to read for more than five minutes. Hope you're having a fabulous day and look forward to hearing from y'all soon!
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Published by grrrr: 2:24 PM
Updated On: 10/20/2006 at 3:51 PM
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Hey, guess who is spinning records this Tuesday night?? J-Rawks w/ Emcee Breezy! She will be bringing back the old school HIP HOP on TUESDAY OCTOBER 17th at JOEY CHANS. There will be break-dancers, and you can get a pint and a pound for $5. There is going to be tons of people there, you don't want to miss it!!
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Published by grrrr: 4:06 PM
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Monday, September 25, 2006
Hello SnowSliders! Get your pens ready, we're preparing to prepare the Welcome Back! issue and we want to go global. Not just international. We're looking for ancedotes about snowboarding or any other Scorpion/Pirate related activities, funny pictures (nudity is okay at SSG), shout-outz, and anything else you think people might want to read for more than five seconds. We're looking for foreign correspondents, drop me a line if you want to throw something on the table! Hope you're having a fabulous day, and hope to hear from you soon!
Monday, September 25, 2006
Is coming...are your boots ready?
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Published by grrrr: 12:18 AM
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Sunday, September 03, 2006
HoLa! It's my birthday on the 10th, I'm having a party at my house in Creekside on the 9th! I'll be calling you, gimme a call, or just show up at around 5 (for those of you who have no phone). Bring your significant others, friends, parents, cats, dogs, strangers on the street...have I left anyone out?...
The theme is disco formal, or wear your croquet/bocci whites (or disco whites), we're having a mad tournament! And yes, there will be prizes...
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Published by grrrr: 5:08 PM
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PLEASE READ BEFORE UPLOADING:
Do not upload any of the following:
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Well, there goes my latest BloG entry....sigh.
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Published by grrrr: 7:02 PM
Updated On: 5/22/2006 at 7:14 PM
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Rainbow Park. Sunday May 14th. 5 pm.
Be there to say goodbye to Jim and Tammy!!
Friday, February 17, 2006
Show Yourself. Punk.
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Published by grrrr: 11:34 AM
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Check out Anton21 profile on sb.com for photos of Whistler locals riding the rails and superpipe...you might be in there!
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Published by grrrr: 2:24 PM
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Friday, December 30, 2005
I got a karaoke player for Xmas! Look out Crystal Lounge here i come.
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Published by grrrr: 2:09 PM
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Sunday, December 04, 2005
Who is the mysterious non-logged in visitor?......
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Published by grrrr: 12:56 PM
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Saturday, December 03, 2005
Girls Just Wanna Have Fun! That was the motto for The Girls at Chez Whiskey during the Annual GrrrLs Whiskey Meeting. In attendance were Joee Jo Jo Shabadu, Laurenne “BarnZ” Barnsley, Jenny “Jedi” J-Rawks and Kitrina “Kittie” Hrbinic.
First order of the meeting was deciding whose turn it was to buy the first ten rounds. It was decided that J-Rawks would buy the rounds, as she was the last person to call “not it” The motion was made by Joee Jo Jo and unanimously seconded by all other attendees.
J-Rawks then proceeded to order ten rounds of Jack shooters for each girl in attendance, which were pounded in a record-breaking 4.99 seconds! Talk about putting the “grrrr” in girl. Boyee-Kasha, the ladies can drink!
Second order of business was another twenty rounds of Jack, followed by an intense game of Scrabble. Hell broke loose when J-Rawks lost her title as All Time Scrabble Champion of the World to Kittie, who pulled through in the final round with an epic seven-letter word lay-down on a triple word score, spelling the word “ZRKZYZZ.” There was some debate as to whether or not this is a real word, but in the end it was decided that since it was slightly pronounceable by most in attendance, the word would be allowed.
J-Rawks proceeded to jump on Kittie when the motion to allow was passed, resulting in a broken nail for J-Rawks and a damaged hair follicle for Kittie. The scuffle was followed by a lengthy cursing match for all four attendees.
It was suspected that the thirty shots of Jack had contributed to this escalated dispute, and a motion was made by BarnZ that instead of drinking Jack, shots of fruit juice should be consumed at the meetings instead. A counter-motion was quickly made by Joee Jo Jo to “get lost loser” This motion was unanimously passed and BarnZ spent the remainder of the evening sitting in the corner and thinking about what she had done.
It was alleged just this week that Joee Jo Jo Shabadu is a huge fan of the Backstreet Boys. This was a shocking revelation to Grrrls Inc. and was met with massive disapproval. Ms. Shabadu may be suspended from the organization, pending a formal investigation into the allegations.
Saturday, December 03, 2005
The Second Annual Scorpion vs. Pirate Hockey Challenge was held at the Meadow Park Arena venue earlier this year, what a game! There was some fierce competition from the Whistler Scorpions this year, who brought in some new ringers. The new ringers were ruthlessly driven, but unfortunately they were also ruthlessly pounded. The Blackcomb Pirates delivered some fierce beats to the Scorpions, in particular Jay The Enforcer, who sustained the most beats by far. Jay was the recipient of the coveted Most Beats award. He won a box of band-aids, a “mystery” narcotic, and a free stay at the WHCC.
We managed to reach Jay at the hospital for the following comment: “ArrrggHHHH! Does that *!@#&^! needle have to be so big??! Where is that going??.....”
The female turnout was impressive this year, notably Jane, who was weaving through the sea of Pirates like a ship on fire.
The Pirates eventually plundered the Scorpions into oblivion, however, there is some controversy surrounding the final scoring. It is alleged that an official with secret ties to the Pirates added some more points to the final score.
The Whistler Scorpions were outraged upon hearing the news, and launched the most massive protest ever to hit Whistler. The Anti-Pirate protest, convened by members of the Scorpion Alliance, had a huge turnout with over five thousand participants! Despite overwhelming police presence involving tazers and tear gas, The Scorpion Alliance prevailed and the necessary twenty thousand signatures on the petition to oppose the scoring was achieved. An investigation is now underway, and if found guilty, the scurvy scab will be sentenced to walk the plank.
It is rumored that The Scorpion Underground, an extremist group affiliated with the Scorpion Alliance, is to strike the Pirate headquarters within the next few weeks. Attack measures may include a full-force assault on the Pirate headquarters using eggs and other various fruits and vegetables, vandalizing of the Team Pirate hockey jerseys with crudely drawn “penis-like” pictures, filling of jock straps with shaving cream, and drive-by face-washings. Pirate country is on full red alert, but their leader stays strong stating that it would be “super f*@#$! dumb” if anyone tried to attack the “Millenium Falcon of the mountains.”
Following the intense revolt by The Scorpion Alliance, a rematch is now scheduled and is rumored to be the most fierce competition of its time. The Scorpions have been training 24/7 and are the crowd favorite to win, place your bets now. Odds are 30,000:1 in favor of the Scorpions.
Stay tuned for the next update featuring a special article:
When Jumbuck Challenges Go Wrong.
Saturday, December 03, 2005
The 1st Annual Most Gnar Snow Slider Showdown was held at Whistler this week, it was XtreMe!
Contestants came from far and wide to show off their mad snow sliding skills and hopefully win a bit of rent money. Sponsors pooled their efforts and began fundraising the previous year, managing to come up with enough dough to cover the winner’s rent for one whole month! Locals were ecstatic and began to riot, spawning the biggest snowball fight in history. Luckily, only minor injuries were incurred during the incident, the most severe injury being a ruptured cornea that occurred when an overzealous participant went overboard with a “facewash.”
Third place in the Showdown went to Chosan “Chewy”Cousins, a radical extreme snowblader who got super rad and went awesomely huge on The Doom Drop, a fifty foot rock face. Chewy pulled his Walking on Air maneuver, always a crowd pleaser. He had the following comment for his fans:
“I’m about to stomp some super siiick sh*t on my *!&@$#* snowblades, yo. I’m dropping the bomb right here, right now, and it’s going to explode.” Word.
Second place went to Jenni “Jedi” J-Rawks, representin’ the females with a HUGE frontside Daffy! J-Rawks had the following shout-out to her peeps:
“Listen up, homeys. My name is J-Rawks, y’all better know that I’m the atomic volcano and I’m going to erupt with my massive implosion and my extreme power. Peace out, daaaaaaaawg.” Use The Force.
First place went to Jim “Zesty Ron” McMahon, who won for his stylish outfit-a Ronald McDonald costume. McMahon issued the following words:
“Word. To my peeps. I just want to promote healthy living and having a zest for life. I think it’s important not to forget that life is all about living and having a good poke at yourself now and then. “
10-4 Little Buddy. McMahon was elected as ambassador for W/B (Where’s the Beef) 2004/5.
Can we get a woo-woo please? Y’all Rok. World Pice.
Saturday, November 26, 2005
Chewy is a dad!! There is a new Scorpion shredette in Whis!
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Published by grrrr: 12:51 PM
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Thursday, November 03, 2005
Buy Eye of The Jibber on DVD for only $5! Contact Chewy Media =)
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Published by grrrr: 2:00 AM
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