Words of Wisdom
u know ur a stoner when...
u hold funerals for ur died plants
u laff eveytime u hear the word bowl
u hang pics of bud not of porn(seth lol)
u cry when ur out of bud
u celebrate when u find a roach on the floor (it's like christmas all over lol)
u refuse to walk more then one foot for ne thing not bud related
u watch half baked and dude wheres my car and how high more then 5 times a day
u count grams better then dollars (KRISTIN LOL)
the best times in ur life is when u lose a bag of bud and find another one
u wear sun glasses at nite so u see better
u have actually put out a fire with bong water
u have names for 3bongs,2pipes and a bowl
u know ur measurements from grams to OZ by heart
ur best friend is ur dealer and ur roller
if u respect 4:20 as a religious value
when the term "hydro" has nothing to do with water
so that's all kids if u do more then 5 of these things
Wud up stoner lol
this makes me giggle everytime
What's the diff between a drunk and a stoner???
drunks will run it and stoners wait for it to turn green
