Words of Wisdom
Ignorance is bliss until it breaks and smacks you in the head.
When it all comes crashing down on you, look at life this way: Worst case scenario, you die.
Men are like a fine wine... They all start out like grapes, and it's a woman's job to stomp on them and keep them in the dark until they mature into something you'd want to have dinner with.
As your girlfriend's bestfriend I am very much like Australia to you. Very far away with vast unexplored territories and many dangerous zones.
Pretty don't last, and you can't fix stupid.
Some people are only alive because murder isn't legal.
