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I'M HIGH OFF CAFFEINE!!!!!!!!!!!

aight dudes and dudets... totaly drunk right now... so i gots questions for ya all!!! k this is it right here, why the hell cant i pick up any girl right now at the bar.... like i can not walk upp to a girl right now and just start dancing with her... i chicken out!!!!!!!!it used to never be a problem with me with that kind of stuff.... is it cuz i went out witha girl for so long (3 yrs) i just cant do it no more or is it i just have to get used to things again!? AHH im freakin out....

well it's a bit late but i was out on sunday night for my cousins birthday so we got really drunk then went to a couple of night clubs. then everything else from the night is a mystery. but on monday i work up and went downstairs to find a ripped bathtowel on the floor, a phone in the fridge and another under the TV. it was one hell of a night

so I awoke in my bed at 3:00am with no idea how I got here. It is now 4:30am and I think I have pieced together most of the night. These are not just the highlights, but just what I remember. 1:30pm I get off the mtn and head to the tugboat. I am sore from taking a tree(small tree) out with my right shin. I have 3 pints of newkie brown and a shot of Jager(for my shin of course). I finaly decide that I should go drop off my class work since my teachers mail box closes at 3pm and it is now 2:50pm 3:45pm I get home and decide to get trashed. 1st tequilla sunrise made perfectly and was consumed quickly. 2nd tequila sunrise was almost see thru, but was also consumed quickly 4:40pm holy shiat I can still make happy hour! I stumble to the bar wearing not enough clothing but can't feel the -5'F weather cause have my alcohol jacket on. 4:59pm wohoo I made it for one 2 dollar pint of newkie brown! I consume one at full price for good measure and then 2 irish carbombs at some point I remember doing them but not sure at what point I think one was with the 2 dollar beer and the other was with the 4 dollar beer. 5:30pm I stumble down the road to go harass my friend at her new job. Have 2 pints on newkie brown there agree to meet up when she gets off work(never happens) and then stumble back to the tugboat where I still have an open tab at the time. 6,7 or 8ish?? I continue to consume newkie brown and shots and irishcar bombs then at some point I leave. Not sure if I paid my tab or not, I'm sure they will let me know when I stop in tomorrow though. I recall sliping and falling on a patch of ice with my hands in my pocket still. bounced my head hard enough to have a bystander say "holy shit are you alright, your head just bouce right off that curb" I mumble something or other get up and continue the walk home. I make it home and f**k my room is on the third floor! So my next memory is my flatmate finding me passed out on the stairs between the 2nd and 3rd floor. Then I crawled up the rest of the stairs and into bed.

i ended up out last night.. was supposed to be the DD... didn't work out as planned... had two beers playing darts before we went out... got to the irish pub and it was packed! and not packed with the usual crowd at an irish pub.... i'm talking about 65% female and of that 65%, 80% of them were VERY attractive! it was great! now, i was the dd, so i wasn't planning on drinking anything... but for some reason, my dumbass friends ordered drinks from two different waitresses, plus the bartender... so somehow there were two pints of guinness not being touched sitting in front of me....... it took about 11 seconds for me to chug both while their backs were turned... i thought it was funny.... the guy who bought them didn't... until i reminded him i had lent him the money to buy the beer... so that was the start of the decline..... i'm not really happy to be at work at this moment... i should have just stuck with the whole driving thing... damn my friends and their offers of couches...

Does 6 pints of newkie brown and 3 Irish car bombs in an hour and a half make me a lush? note: this messages took me 11 minutes to write not counting this note.

whoo! im trucked up! thought I'd share

im really drunk and there's blood all over my hands and in my hair and down my face drunken dancing on stage = bad idea..... i'm gonna take lots of drugs to ease pain i think i need stitches!

atta girl ^^^ glad I didn't have to stich ya up while you were here. Hope you feel better soon :-) got trashed two nights in a row and turned a 10 minute walk home from the bar into a 2-3 hour walk both times fuucking ice

f_ck finals, I'm getting drunk!

l have a take home final that l did drunk but l will wake up sober(hopefuly0 and look over

Finally had some time to let loose, drank from Thurs - Sunday. It was wicked. For a taste of how the weekend went, check out some of the pictures from our office Christmas party on Friday (Country Club Theme). [url=http://www.pbase.com/petecampbell/colonies_dec2005]http://www.pbase.com/petecampbell/colonies_dec2005[/url] Goooooooood times, now if only I could remember what bar we went to after....

haha that looks like a great time Joe!! I heart fancy dress parties!!

so ya

I am drunk at the moment, this moment is....9 am thursday mornin. I technically haven;t had a drink in about 6 hours. The last rye and coke was a stiff one to knock my ass out for the 2 hour limo ride home from the peelers. Tip for you all, its not a super fun ride if someone pukes in the Limo on the way there after only 5 shooters. Anyone got airf fresheners? My office smeels like old booze and stale cigarettes....with a hint of filth.

Thanks Moselle, I am now sober and hurtin but I didn;t harm anyone else in the process. I also only live about 4 blocks from work...I know it doesn;t make it right but less likely to crash at least. I think a cat shit in my mouth?

Posted by: SpecialKalltheway so ya

well it looks like I did try to post last night, but must have been to drunk to make it happen before I passed out half way thru watching rudolph the rednosed reindeer last night. Last night was blurry, but cheap everyone and their mother(literally true for this one girl that was there with her mom) was buying me shots last night. felt like shiat this morning as I rolled into work at 7:00am ugh. I need a nap cause my resturants x-mas party is tonight. I was to excited about it cause in the meeting that they anounced it they just said they would be buying our meals, but then they told all those who were 21 and older privately that the drinks were on the house wohoo! and they just didn't want to have the 2 girls that aren't 21 feel left out since they can't drink. So after I get this news I smooze one of the underage girls to be my DD for the night. I am going to get smashed on the companies tab tonight wohoo!

hhaha! I effin love exchange students parties! they wffin rock! hell yeha! crap, I have to get up tomorrow morning! oops, oh well, I had to come here and post :D effin happy drunkenn night everyone#! :D

last nights tally -3 beers at home to warm up -10 margaritas at my works xmas party, gotta luv an open bar. -2 stiff tequilla sunrises after the party with the 2 under aged(18 or 19 I believe) girls in their dorm room from my work who managed to get a couple at the party but were cut off once asked for IDs -The to ladies night where it got massively blurry as always Patrick instantly pours me an Irish Car bomb as I walk in the door, this time that thing must have sat on the bar while I danced for at least an hour(not that I had any grasp of time though). then I wlk up finish it off and order god knows how many more along with regular pints of guiness as well. end of the night I go to pay my tab after buying shiat loads of car bombs and pints along with a couple rounds of shots for some ladies and I am presented with a 7 dollar tab for one Irish Car Bomb I drop a 20 spot on the bar and Patraick even tries to give me change I say hell no and walk out side it's cold I come back in the blinds are down and the shots for the employees and I start to roll in. Not sure how I got home just happy to wake up here.

I think I broke myself. Sure I had 7 beers today, but it was spaced out over a 6 hour period with huge gaps of time in between beers. It was literally a chore to get the beer down my throat! The very idea of drinking a beer makes me feel the need to throw up. I am very worried about this!!!!!!!!!!!

hungover. but it's all good... finished the semester yesterday, went snowboarding, and then went out drinking with all my classmates. awesome to get drunk when there's nothing you've gotta do the next day. no more homework is just.. amazing. headache of freedom. mmm beer

I just had my last final, boimbed it, & now I'm DRIINKIN my sorroews away! Letrs hear it for vodka with Midori as a chaser! woooooo!!!!!! anyone else drunk simultaneously with me? wanna make out?

I jsut noticed that my title is "post whore" & that makes me happy... it reminds me of what I really am. just a whore for your amuselent. harharharh!

Thats it, i'm pouring a drink....yes I will make out and no you don't have to bath first....