Now heres a little story I gots to tell 'bout a bunch of rad boarders you know so well I started way back out west you see With Volcom, Some Captain and the Fro, thats mee One lonely boarder I be, All by myself without nobody The sun is beatin down on my flamed helmet The air is gettin cold my gloves were gettin wet Looking for a girl I ran into a skiier Dumb mother fucker made me spill my beer He told a little story that sounded well rehearsed Four days on the hill and he still couldnt turn The brew was on the ground from when I tried to take a sip His pants were wet, his hair a messed, he asked me for a tip He said can I get one, I said go fuck your mom He had a chance to run, but I pushed him on his bum Quick on my draw I almost laughed till I was dead This fly little girly came up to me and said Now my names Volcomrider and Im loco in the Head I think you know what time it is, Its time that we shred Now what do we have here, a fly homie in shred gear, I run this land you understand I make myself clear We steped into the wind, she had her pass I had a grin You think this stories over but its ready to begin....

baaahahhahaha... i think i just peed myself

whoa THAT was awesome timmy!

You know Timmay.......I think your better at rhyming then snowboarding........I think you should look into it as a career. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! But seriously, I missed the last meeting, when's the next one?

i went to school today

I also went to school today :( but after school im walking out to my truck and saw a girl waiting for her friend to get there with full snowboard equipment. I was under the impression that me and 2 of my friends were the only even close to dedicated riders in the school, and now im in shock. Still. I need to get her and her friend to ride with us because it'd be way cooler to have more people than us 3 for once. So that was my little story about how atleast 1 cool thing happened at school today. and that was the best poem/rap/rhyme story ive ever heard.

I think we need to have a Jr. Team Shocker for all our under 21 friends out there. Ryan I officialy put you in charge of that. Congratulations you are know Captain of Team Shocker Junior!!! (Only cuz he got kicked off of V1 only to come back and still talk smack!!!) [Edited on 11/30/2005]

i will not be able to attend the meeting this weekend. i will be there for next weekends meeting on sunday early in the am. we have to determine the place. i motion to call the following team shocker meeting on dec. 17 @ marquette mtn...we will all be loading into one car to pay one lift... and spending the remainder of our money to crash up there and drink lots of alcohol. my boss is giving me saturday off and working on sunday off as well [url=http://www.marquettemountain.com/Newcalendarofevents.php]http://www.marquettemountain.com/Newcalendarofevents.php[/url] whaddya say guys? and for those who can stay for sunday can ride and theres a rail jam goin on. \\n/

celebrating, captian b!tches... oh yeah alll day allllll day only problem i'm not a junior anymore i'm a soph in college if you can believe it or not... maybe i'll be half adult captain?

I have the request in for the time off. With any luck Im there dude!!! CocoPuffs can sleep with me, and Jake can fight with Ryan over who gets to sleep with Renee and Julie!! If Coco wont sleep with me, than I know Wazzy will. But if Wazzy sleeps with me, than Jake and Ryan are gonna have to sleep together, cuz Push will kick both their asses to sleep with Renee and Julie. F-uck it, lets just throw some plastic on the floor, wear some togas, get drunk and have an orgie. Wait a minute who's dick is in my ear?!?!

alright i just read u'r comment on my pro, i will take charge of the young boppers..... and wait wait wait, who am i sleeping with? better be some poon otherwise this mutha will be quite upset

OK here is the official duty roster for Team Shocker!! Ryan is in charge of the 18-21 set (college kids) D-tone (whenever you decide to grace us with your presence sweetheart) you will be in charge or the WI high school group. Renee and Push and Coco are in charge of making sure there are hot drunk chicks at the party Wazzy, well your in charge of the "special towel" Jake is in charge of putting out fires that are started in hotels, and "sleeping in other peoples sex" Otter, well you have to make sure there are drunk boy toys (see Ryan and Jake as volunteers) for the girls that Im not sleeping with DarrenJ is in charge of making sure that we are internationaly diverse. And getting all the girls wet with his British accent! Tweener, your in charge of everybody East of Illin Noise And Captain Stevo (who is to cool to be on Snowboard.com) is in charge of having a free place for us to stay in Vail Me, well I just make this sh-it up as i go along, and make sure that everybody has a drink in their hand!!! "Orange whip? Orange whip? We'll have three Orange Whips over here!!"

wow, you put some effort towards this, hmm, i know it will be a tough job but i guess i'll be able to handle the drunk chicks :-) ... LETS P-A-R-T-Y PARTY

I was pissed off that I couldn't sleep, now I'm actually in a better m ood after laughing my ass off at that.

HEY GUYS! Sorry I haven't been on much. I think the first day that SB.com was back I looked for the midwest forum but they didn't have it up and running so I have kind of backed off. Oh boy I am a captain!? Well guys I have been out riding 9 days after tonight. WOOOOT! 4 inches of snow here too!!

Okay, where are we going this weekend then? I'll be up the Wisco way, so somewhere up there would be good!!

wait a sec! wait a sec! what is going on here? so you all suck for not coming to Indianhead this weekend but w/e I can forgive....now we're talking about Marquette the weekend of the 17th? Well I'll have to see what I can do.

If you build it, they will come. I have an adendum(I think that is how you spell it) to my official duty. You need to put something in their about pole dancing and lap dancing. cause, I've worked really hard since the last meeting on it, and I think everyone, especially Renee will be happy. Hm. As for Ryana nd Jake, which ever one you smells good and has cute underwear can sleep with me and renee. Push, I belived captain and I are coming your way this weekend. Sah-weet

oh don't worry i smell like a rose all the time, no lie, so fresh and so clean clean and i have some friggen awesome boxers

Posted by: TheOtterQueen If you build it, they will come. I have an adendum(I think that is how you spell it) to my official duty. You need to put something in their about pole dancing and lap dancing. cause, I've worked really hard since the last meeting on it, and I think everyone, especially Renee will be happy. Hm. As for Ryana nd Jake, which ever one you smells good and has cute underwear can sleep with me and renee. Push, I belived captain and I are coming your way this weekend. and ale_capone is really hot!!!!Sah-weet

[url=http://media.putfile.com/Stripper-Do-Sucesso]http://media.putfile.com/Stripper-Do-Sucesso[/url] amatuer pole dancers are fun to watch ;) is marquette having a carload for the price of one day?

HEY CAN EVERYONE JUST CALL ME COCO BUTTER FROM NOW ON? k good.

okay coco butta ryan. You will have to model these boxers for me. Jake will too, unless he is just going to let you sleep with me and renee. In which case, you have to walk around in your boxers anyway. And a rose? Guys smelling like roses isn't so hot. We will have to work on that. Nice Ale NICE!

Everyone else can call you Coco Butter if they want but your still MY "Milky Milky Coco Puffs"

where is my pony?

In the stable wit da rest o my bitches! WHAT!!!