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oOvolcomriderOo

Posts : 414
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Posted on Nov 29, 2005

yes yes, its true.... i am currently on line and dripping wet! WHERE ALL MY WHORES AT since this site has been down and back up again... the mountains have opened up, snow has fallen, and im sure u all are a happy bunch of muthaxXxXaaaz while i was on my thanskgiving vacay in cali i went wine tasting and on the tour this man kept farting...i swear it was like 50 farts in a 5 minute tour... now when i drink wine i will be smellin farts... poor old man [b][color=#ff1493][/color][/b]i felt no need for an explanation with the reintroduction of this thread... it is known by all, and feared by many [b][color=#ff1493][/color][/b][b][color=#ff1493][/color][/b] [Edited on 11/29/2005]

T.H.E.Shocker

Posts : 499
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Posted on Nov 29, 2005

Oh yeah. Bitches and Whores everywhere. Doth my eyes deceive me. Why no, it truely is a Whore Island!!!! YEAH!!!! Yo Baby you ever had you A-ss Hole licked by a fat man in an overcoat!!??!?!
What do you mean I cant say retard. I love retards!
The little bastards make me laugh.


tdsnow

Posts : 186
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Posted on Nov 29, 2005

I was waiting for whore island. My thanksgiving was boring. We had these 2 old people over and that was it and i had to eat their shitty pie. But the hills opened and i got out there 5 times last week.

Burt0n_B0arder

Posts : 90
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Posted on Nov 29, 2005

Its a Celebration Bitches!!! MMMMM MMMMMM... Peanut Butter-n-Crack My Favortie!!!

BubbaHoTep

Posts : 314
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Posted on Nov 29, 2005

my toes are cold

T.H.E.Shocker

Posts : 499
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Posted on Nov 29, 2005

i just had a though. We should take bets to see how long it takes everybodys favorite Colorado Pro Whore to start posting in the Midwest Forum!! Just cuz it sais Whore Island doesnt mean its your home. Damn Im an @ss whole HAHAHHAHAHAhAHA. I like the smell of wine farts in the morning
What do you mean I cant say retard. I love retards!
The little bastards make me laugh.


oOvolcomriderOo

Posts : 414
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Posted on Nov 29, 2005

[color=#ff1493]bbaaaaahahah i feel so loved... wait u dont luuuuv me, u just luv my post whore thread... bahaahaha!!! have u ever laughed so hard u actually did pee ur pants a little bit...not enough for people to notice, but enough to feel gross? tim just told me he did![/color] i have too...dont tell nobody else tho. [Edited on 11/29/2005]

ridesnowboar...

Posts : 1587
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Posted on Nov 29, 2005

ohhh stretch yawn moan stratch. good evening kiddies. i have come back for you enjoyment (please hold your applause for later) what a great day, sb.com is almost up and runnin to its full potention, i have a beer next to me, rosanne barr is on jay leno, and i'm here (I SAID HOLD YOU DAMN APPLAUSE FOR LATER, WHAT AM I TALKING TO RETARDS HERE) i would like to let everyone know that first descent the movie comes out this weekend dec. 2nd and everyone should check it out, i'm in it, they call me shaun white. this concludes my announcement until next time, this has been ryan bringing you people's news and views goodnight
i used to snowboard, still do, but used to too
BEWBZ or STFU
We Bring Teh Secks


jblaski

Posts : 365
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Posted on Nov 30, 2005

Well, the Midwest forum is back, and I think we need to keep this forum on top. I'm talking about the most posts of any regional forum. We're in the lead right now, but we have to keep on keeping on. If I remember right, those Canadians (eh?) were in the lead at the end of SB V1. So, Midwesterners, lets keep the chatter going and show everyone whos dedicated to snowboarding.
Rew Rew!
Cascade Mountain Terrain Park Supervisor
CAPS LOCK IS LIKE CRUISE CONTROL FOR AWESOME!


coco7
"Toilet Talker"

Posts : 1260
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Posted on Nov 30, 2005

I AM SOOOOOOOOOO HAPPY WE HAVE OUR SECTION BACK!!! it was kinda hellish with only one forum around here. weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

oOvolcomriderOo

Posts : 414
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Posted on Nov 30, 2005

*standds up cheerin* * tears* yaaaay ry ry! gonna se first decent on friday right timmay?!!?!?! I DONT WANNA GO TO WORKTODAY

ridesnowboar...

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Posted on Nov 30, 2005

good afternoon kiddies another wonderful day of no snow except for a light dusting on the ground.. i decided to go to a gas station and check out the local whores, after i did all my pimpin business i wanderd over to the local brewery we i sat under a beer faucet and drank til i passed out.. now i'm awake and hitting up sb.com this is ryan bring you peoples news and view
i used to snowboard, still do, but used to too
BEWBZ or STFU
We Bring Teh Secks


tdsnow

Posts : 186
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Posted on Nov 30, 2005

Posted by: jblaski Well, the Midwest forum is back, and I think we need to keep this forum on top. I'm talking about the most posts of any regional forum. We're in the lead right now, but we have to keep on keeping on. If I remember right, those Canadians (eh?) were in the lead at the end of SB V1. So, Midwesterners, lets keep the chatter going and show everyone whos dedicated to snowboarding.
Canadians got good style

ILSNOWMAN

Posts : 285
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Posted on Nov 30, 2005

im picking my nose!!!!!

antix476

Posts : 65
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Posted on Nov 30, 2005

I knew the Midwest forum couldn't exist much longer without a post whore central. Way to slut it up! Just like old times.

T.H.E.Shocker

Posts : 499
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Posted on Nov 30, 2005

I forgot to change my underwear this morning so I still have a little pee stain on it from last night when I laughed so hard that I peed myself. Know whats worse than that. When you're on a date, and watching a comedy movie and you laugh so hard that you fart really loud. That sucks. At least if you pee yourself no one will hear
What do you mean I cant say retard. I love retards!
The little bastards make me laugh.


oOvolcomriderOo

Posts : 414
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Posted on Nov 30, 2005

like seriously...you guys aremakin me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. oh how i love thee whores. i got majoR sheeot for starting this thread before, and now it's getting much love!! i googled my name today and hit i'm feeling lucky...and an article came up about how i was a crackhead.

oOvolcomriderOo

Posts : 414
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Posted on Nov 30, 2005

whats even better... go to google... type in failure... hit i'm feeling lucky and see what comes up

T.H.E.Shocker

Posts : 499
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Posted on Nov 30, 2005

Ok so even though I think the kids a punk, and if I ever meet him Im gonna poop in his boots just for fun, I say we all stand up and give Ryan a big round of clapping!!!! The kids got 139 F-UCK-ING posts already!!! Holy S-hi-T nuggets thats alot of slacking off and post whoring!!!! I love that kid *tear*
What do you mean I cant say retard. I love retards!
The little bastards make me laugh.


ridesnowboar...

Posts : 1587
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Posted on Nov 30, 2005

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHA OMG, I THAT IS SO AWESOME, i laughed so friggen hard
i used to snowboard, still do, but used to too
BEWBZ or STFU
We Bring Teh Secks


T.H.E.Shocker

Posts : 499
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Posted on Nov 30, 2005

Ok the failure thing. I just peed in my pants again. Priceless Oh and I did my name, and it talks about the guy who stared in the TV show Amos and Andy. Aparently Im an old black dude. Suddenly it all makes sence why my... uh "feet" are so big [:p]
What do you mean I cant say retard. I love retards!
The little bastards make me laugh.


ridesnowboar...

Posts : 1587
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Posted on Nov 30, 2005

aww sniffle sniffle stands up and takes a bow, waves to the mid-west crowd, gives the bird to the east crowd, then strips naked and does the chicken dance
i used to snowboard, still do, but used to too
BEWBZ or STFU
We Bring Teh Secks


T.H.E.Shocker

Posts : 499
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Posted on Nov 30, 2005

Ok one more random post, then Im going to stop being a loser and go find some breathing people to talk to. We should totaly get the moderators to get this thing to be a stickey post so that its always at the top of the midwest forums. Viva la Post Whore Central
What do you mean I cant say retard. I love retards!
The little bastards make me laugh.


ridesnowboar...

Posts : 1587
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Posted on Nov 30, 2005

i agree 129 1/2% i would say a full 130%, but big nasty timmy wrote the post so makes me kinda iffy with all the terrorist talk and such... so i'll go 129 1/2% p.s. i'm goign to granite preak tomorrow night
i used to snowboard, still do, but used to too
BEWBZ or STFU
We Bring Teh Secks


ILSNOWMAN

Posts : 285
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Posted on Dec 01, 2005

thats firggin diskusting timmay, u forgot to change ur underwear tsk tsk.

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