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snowboardlove05

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Posted on Nov 03, 2009

Peace out!!!
[Edited by snowboardlove05 on 11/4/2009 at 8:53 AM]

[Edited by snowboardlove05 on 11/4/2009 at 12:55 PM]
[Edited by snowboardlove05 on 11/8/2009 at 9:41 PM]

sixteen_12
"Fondles self"

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Posted on Nov 04, 2009

I'll show you how to ride up and down.
Lame is the new steeze


legallyillegal

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Posted on Nov 04, 2009

muh dick
Etiquette? Is that some sort of toilet paper?
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bernwern

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Posted on Nov 05, 2009

If you're not a freindasaurus and want to come learn in MN, I am game to teach.
 
-B
Ride now, work later!
All work and no play is totally missing the point.


snowboardlove05

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Posted on Nov 05, 2009

 


[Edited by snowboardlove05 on 11/8/2009 at 9:42 PM]

sixteen_12
"Fondles self"

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Posted on Nov 05, 2009

Wrong you are but a silhouette. You would have to try pretty damn hard.
Lame is the new steeze


snowboardlove05

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Posted on Nov 06, 2009

 

[Edited by snowboardlove05 on 11/8/2009 at 9:43 PM]

lakia
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Posted on Nov 07, 2009

^^worst attempt at a flame.................ever.....................................................................................
 
You know youre getting old when your ol lady says "honey lets run
up stairs and make love" and you say "sorry i cant do both!"
For True Since 1984


tooscoops
"Funny, but.. FIRED!"

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Posted on Nov 08, 2009

yeah.. pretty lame.  trying to say you were a pro at dick riding by age 16?... not a good thing.
 
anywho, yeah.. maybe get a lesson?
 
at snowboarding i mean... not the dick riding.
haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
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sixteen_12
"Fondles self"

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Posted on Nov 08, 2009

Not just a pro, but a doctor of hot dickings.
Lame is the new steeze


snowboardlove05

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Posted on Nov 08, 2009

you know what I think is pretty lame? I cant even get advice on snowboarding without someone bringing up something about sex. THAT'S LAME!!!!! Thank You all so much for responding.... You know you are right tooscoops I think I will go get some snowboard lessons it is obvious that what I am looking for I can not get here. that's pretty sad. All i wanted was a couple of pointers!
[Edited by snowboardlove05 on 11/8/2009 at 9:47 PM]

sixteen_12
"Fondles self"

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Posted on Nov 09, 2009

There is no disclaimer on this site saying anything like "Snowboard.com: Advice from real boarders to newbs" These were forums where at one point you could get advice but now its just people who enjoyed the social aspect of this site having free reign over it in its hying throws.

Lame is the new steeze


tooscoops
"Funny, but.. FIRED!"

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Posted on Nov 10, 2009

alright... maybe some new people (to the boards and the... well... board...) will realize something...
 
you WILL NOT learn how to snowboard by asking someone.  when you are at a point where you just need to tweek your riding, maybe conversations will help, but to someone pretty new to the sport, come. fucking. on.  you cannot learn a sport without doing.... you cannot teach a sport without being there or at least  (with todays technology) seeing video and such...
 
you want tips?  point the board down the hill, turn to slow down.  don't hit kids.  if you are gonna hit jumps, do it switch or else you have sand in your vagina.
 
 
 
i'm so helpful.  mean no real offense here to this person, but come on... you don't know us from a hole in the ground and we don't know you.  why would we waste time telling you what to do when maybe you are some basement troll who will never snowboard again in their life?  give us reason to help.  like maybe have a conversation that has more than just your selfish desires at heart.
 
there ya go.  a life lesson prior to giving any riding lessons.... on dicks or otherwise.
haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
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snowboardlove05

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Posted on Nov 11, 2009

Took my two kids snowboarding with me today cuz it was a holiday. 3 yr old did really well. 7 yr old didnt like the bindings. was pretty cool. really cold! We went over to get some lessons and 3 yr old tried to take off going after her I fell right on my ass. Didnt get the lesson on how to fall yet. lol but we'll probably be back to continue.
 
By the way a basement troll huh! have you been to sourthern cali that's a earthquake hazard.
 
Thanks for the advice got to pack to ride motorcycles in a couple days peace.

tooscoops
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Posted on Nov 12, 2009

glad to see you posted again!
 
i always like to be proved wrong about the 'to catch a predator' types that are on here... (not that you are one!)  so yeah... get those kids in lessons!  they will dislike the fact that its a lesson, but the intructors are taught how to handle that.. by the end, they'll be in love with their instructor and the sport!
haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
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snowboardlove05

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Posted on Nov 14, 2009

Yep making plans to go out again Thankgiving week. Figured everyone will have enough time off. do you still have time to go snowboarding being married and all? are there any lil tooscoops on the way? Or are you at least panning on having some little ones? any advice on how to fall? I really dont like landing on my ass that really hurt.
 
 
What do you all think? I really want to go to a metallica concert on december 10, 2009, but my mom thinks that the band is evil. So I made a deal with her if she paid for the tickets to go to metallica with me, that i would suffer through bon jovi with her on feb 26 is that a good deal? let me know I have till Thanksgiving....

[Edited by snowboardlove05 on 11/14/2009 at 8:46 PM]

tooscoops
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Posted on Nov 15, 2009

always say yes to more concerts... being 'forced' to go to a concert is one of the best penalties you could ask for.  no matter who, its an entertaining show... even if the most entertaining thing will be the old groupies with huge feathered fe-mullets in the jean jackets beside you during the show.
 
as for married life... yeah, we ride at least as much.. but then again, we met due to snowboarding.  little ones.... planned, but not for a bit.  want a bit of finiancial stability first.  speaking of stability, falling.... ass is best, but if you do it a lot, invest in some ass protection.  such as http://www.azzpadz.com/ .  there is no question you will fall... falling WILL hurt something.  just a question of whether you want to risk the fragile bones in the wrists and the easily damaged knees, or bruise your ass cheeks.
 
i say bruise the ass... plus, you can come up with cool stories how it happened.
haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
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texfrost
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Posted on Nov 15, 2009

Posted by tooscoops come. fucking.


You said come fucking.
Save water, Piss Outside
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snowboardlove05

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Posted on Nov 17, 2009

Looks like that's the deal both concerts. SWEEET! you would not believe registration for spring semester it was crazy yesterday. registration started at 7am. So I woke up at 6 drank some coffee and was by the computer by 645 well 7am hits ready to register online, the whole website crashed. crap that suck!!! so get dressed jump in the car and head to the school. Only to stand in that crappy ass line for 4 hours!! I got the classes I needed but not at the times i wanted who knew you had to be in line at 4am to do that? Why would a college offer online registration if the system would crash at the time you can register?

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