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ESKBRD

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Posted on Jun 13, 2009

 

I am a college student helping a local Portland, OR electric skateboard startup for a business project. We want to get the opinion of snowboarders and other outdoor enthusiasts.

If you would not mind letting us know what you think by taking this short survey (it is completely anonymous) I would really appreciate it.

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=dqkmAWEOFgbmvHCBxdjYjA_3d_3d


elsnowboardo
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Posted on Jun 13, 2009

Posted by ESKBRD
 

I am a college douche helping a local (to me but not to most of you) Portland, OR electric skateboard (fat ass people that can't balance mobile) startup for a business project (trust funded by Daddy). We want to get the opinion of(people we can convince to drop money on a piece of shit) snowboarders and other outdoor enthusiasts.

If you would not mind letting us know what you think by taking this short survey (it is completely anonymous) I would really appreciate it. (We believe you're stupid and will take this survey because we're cool)

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=dqkmAWEOFgbmvHCBxdjYjA_3d_3d

f*ck the rest die like the Best!
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silversnowkat

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Posted on Jun 15, 2009

Posted by elsnowboardo
Posted by ESKBRD
 

I am a college douche helping a local (to me but not to most of you) Portland, OR electric skateboard (fat ass people that can't balance mobile) startup for a business project (trust funded by Daddy). We want to get the opinion of(people we can convince to drop money on a piece of shit) snowboarders and other outdoor enthusiasts.

If you would not mind letting us know what you think by taking this short survey (it is completely anonymous) I would really appreciate it. (We believe you're stupid and will take this survey because we're cool)

http://www.surveymonkey.com/s.aspx?sm=dqkmAWEOFgbmvHCBxdjYjA_3d_3d



Nicely written El - your version is a lot more accurate.
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I choose to ride in heaven where it'll always be a powder day


betweenthebu...

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Posted on Jun 15, 2009

I took it 30 times. does that make me stupid?
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elsnowboardo
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Posted on Jun 15, 2009

Posted by betweentheburiedandme
I took it 30 times. does that make me stupid?
 
Yes you have no legs!
f*ck the rest die like the Best!
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betweenthebu...

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Posted on Jun 16, 2009

lolololololol
my legs exist, they've just been fucking about for two and a half years. I even have feet! I keep them in my shoes though.

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elsnowboardo
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Posted on Jun 16, 2009

Posted by betweentheburiedandme
lolololololol
my legs exist, they've just been fucking about for two and a half years. I even have feet! I keep them in my shoes though.

Lies you have pixie sticks that dangle!
f*ck the rest die like the Best!
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tooscoops
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Posted on Jun 22, 2009

i feel so wrong for laughing....
haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
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betweenthebu...

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Posted on Jun 22, 2009

know what I feel?

NOT MUCH!

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elsnowboardo
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Posted on Jun 22, 2009

Posted by betweentheburiedandme
know what I feel?

NOT MUCH!


I'd hope you wouldn't! You know what I feel?

The love!
f*ck the rest die like the Best!
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I'm so corporate its hardcorporate!


betweenthebu...

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Posted on Jun 23, 2009

can you feel the love tonight?
the quadfather


elsnowboardo
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Posted on Jun 23, 2009

Posted by betweentheburiedandme
can you feel the love tonight?

Only when I squeeze your ass cheeks together otherwise it's just really loose.
f*ck the rest die like the Best!
angrysnowboarder.com know it, love it, read it
I'm so corporate its hardcorporate!


tooscoops
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Posted on Jun 23, 2009

you guys would make pretty bum babies.
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but sometimes they don't make sense
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betweenthebu...

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Posted on Jun 23, 2009

what do you expect? you need to take a night off, otherwise you might get shat on.
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elsnowboardo
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Posted on Jun 23, 2009

Posted by betweentheburiedandme
what do you expect? you need to take a night off, otherwise you might get shat on.

Stop lying you have no legs and can't poop! That's what that little bag is for.
f*ck the rest die like the Best!
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I'm so corporate its hardcorporate!


tooscoops
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Posted on Jun 24, 2009

if the bag gets dumped on el's chest, would that be still considered a cleveland steamer?  or since someone else would have to dump it, maybe a threesome with fecal play?
haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
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kendrat
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Posted on Jun 24, 2009

projectile pooping?
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beanies have propellers and you buy them with cereal boxes.
they're toques, bitches.


betweenthebu...

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Posted on Jun 24, 2009

my arms still work. I'll dump it myself.
the quadfather


tooscoops
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Posted on Jun 24, 2009

this is painting a very strange picture for me... and for some reason, the two of you are laughing in my imagination...
haikus are easy
but sometimes they don't make sense
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kendrat
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Posted on Jun 24, 2009

to me it's like one of those slow-mo pillow fights with girls in their underpants.... except in this case it's boys and poo instead of girls and feathers.
www.HattStreet.etsy.com
beanies have propellers and you buy them with cereal boxes.
they're toques, bitches.


elsnowboardo
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Posted on Jun 24, 2009

Posted by betweentheburiedandme
my arms still work. I'll dump it myself.

Woah, Woah, Woah! Since when do you have arms here?
f*ck the rest die like the Best!
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I'm so corporate its hardcorporate!


betweenthebu...

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Posted on Jun 26, 2009

since birth.

also, the phrase we are looking for is colostomy bag.

[Edited by betweentheburiedandme on 6/26/2009 at 8:09 PM]
the quadfather


bristolboy13

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Posted on Jun 30, 2009

...ok....all of this just went over my head. why are we even on the subject of paraplegic's anyways?
i wish i could keep telling myself life is shi*t then open my eye's
and have it like yours.
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elsnowboardo
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Posted on Jun 30, 2009

Posted by bristolboy13
...ok....all of this just went over my head. why are we even on the subject of paraplegic's anyways?

Because I only fuck parapalegics jeez man follow the program here!
f*ck the rest die like the Best!
angrysnowboarder.com know it, love it, read it
I'm so corporate its hardcorporate!


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