Alrighty kiddos, grab yer loins, for i have a story to tell.
Once upon a time......before the telus fest meets, before the alcoholocaust and alcoholidays.....there was V.1........
V.1 was a crazy world in its beginning. When modding wasnt really modding at all. As a matter of fact to be a mod you had to pass flame masters test. For newbs were not kept under control by editing posts (well sometimes they were, but to the newbs avail to make them look extremely homosexual and lame) but by the art of the flame.
Yes it was a volitile place. Fire spewed from every direction. Sons went home crying for their mothers. Daughetrs and wives were violated in indescribable ways. Priests were mortified and tried to cast out the evil of the place with readings from their holy texts, then they turned to sacrificing young boys' virginities!!!!! but it could not be stopped! NO! It swept the lands consuming everything and everyone in its path. It raped and pillaged and took booty from every inch of the earth. IT........well you get the point.
There was only one holy place, and it was FJA. It was a place of council and refuge. Then along came SNCB scaring off newbs with the wrath of their words. The newbs were tested, and the ones who could fight back joined the ranks. Then the robot army came, oh what a horrible war that was! Then tehproclamorz and its multiple personalities perved on everyone till they were curled in the fetal position crying for old lovers. The final battle was so costly that the almighty god, whom we only call JOE, put members into negative post counts. Some were banned for their sins, others were totally BALETED!
Then long story short puma had sex with everyone and we all stopped being so fussy. Yeah you little tramp you. And from all the scissoring and gang banging v.2 was born. We're all a bunch of inbred bastards from the same mother!! Sick............im related to bro brah?
[Edited by lakia on 5/14/2009 at 4:16 PM]
