Posted by
snurfer
lmfao!!...sorry, but it's probably so funny because I've been in your shoes and it sucks
I've had very similar neighbors over the years...
we had a ghetto black family move into what I though was a shack scheduled for demolition across the street from us. They immediately put a skanky couch in the front yard and the gang member kids started selling weed. The old parents would frequently get hammered drunk and walk the neigborhood at 4 am yelling: "Didn't I teh you?...DIDN'T I TEH YOU?!... DI - NIGH - TEH - YOU ??!!!", over and over.
once the city did decide to demolish that "house"...a white trash family moved in on the other side of us. Very first day, their huge, gnarly pit bull was left to wander the streets and the police had to dart it. The dirtbag husband was a lowrider enthusiast and would scrape his shitty jalopy up and down the street every night, rap blasting. He would also have a "bloods" gang member convention every other week...sea of red...cops every time. Their "yard" was more used oil than it was dirt.
they finally moved and I feel sorry for whoever ends up his new neighbors...but now we have what, I'm guessing, are illegal immigrant mexicans living there. First, they painted the house "port-a-potty" bright green. Every weekday morning, the husband starts his huge, mufflerless pickup truck at exactly 6:30 am to "warm up" for at least 30 minutes before he goes to work...and the dude works at the tire shop just 2 blocks away!!!! On sundays, he starts drinking early in the morning and blasts mariachi music all day long...I tried to ask him to turn it down, but he "played" dumb and acted like he didn't understand any english...or hand signals...or charades...nothing
there's not much you can do, other than call the cops on them every day and wait for them to move. Actually, you moving is the best option because the sooner the stress is gone, the healthier you'll be
[Edited by snurfer on 3/15/2009 at 3:35 PM]
