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atomicsnowqueen
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Posted on Mar 03, 2009

Also known as the Sex Ed 301.

Sex toys, yay? Nay? Guys, what's your opinion? Have you ever, would you ever?

Discuss.

Don't be afraid to post your own questions.. I know you're not shy.
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m_jel

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Posted on Mar 03, 2009

ahh, i dunnom definitely not as fun/interesting as i thought it would be, but the lady sure enjoied herself
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lakia
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Posted on Mar 04, 2009

is this relative to professor jean von cupid?! could be....
 
 
sex toys are fun. but im a bigger fan of eating some nay nay than toys. since i only have a 1 inch penis i need to ve though i suppose
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bernwern

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Posted on Mar 04, 2009

Whatever floats her boat...I personally don't need them, nor desire to try them.  I might, however, need a bag to cover her head...does that count?
 
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HATER_PLAYER
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Posted on Mar 04, 2009

toys are cool.
 
what about rimjobs?

legallyillegal

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Posted on Mar 04, 2009

got any personal experiences you would like to share?
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atomicsnowqueen
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Posted on Mar 04, 2009

Rimjobs, ass, not my thing really... so no, no rimjobs :p

As for experiences, not really either. I was watching Sex Toys and Chocolate while working on an essay for school and remembered that our Sex Ed thread disappeared. So I thought I'd do us all a favour and restart it.
"I'm so tight, emo kids wear me as pants."


tooscoops
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Posted on Mar 04, 2009

as with even sex ed 101, i'm still pretty shy with the assplay.  generally don't give or receive there... other than the odd spank of course.  or bite a cheek...
 
toys, whatever.  not on my please, unless its just a little vibrating thing.. then, i'd be interested to feel what kind of stimulation it would have, but plugs, dildos and all the rest?... leave it to the ladies.  if she wants to involve them in our play, i won't be offended.  (unless she puches me off only to proceed with the toys.)
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Analog_Tommy

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Posted on Mar 04, 2009

I have Exit Only tatoo'd on my ass. I live by that motto. I prefer using lincoln logs in my bed room advertures rather then traditional sex toys... #1  I feel like I'm getting smarter.  #2 I missed out on them when I was a kid, and I'm making up for lost time. #3 In this economy one must be thrifty with everything. #4 They are smooth and rounded off which renders they completely safe. #5 I'm running out of shit to type.
 
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snodrifter

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Posted on Mar 04, 2009

I mean, I didn't think she was a TOTAL nympho when she asked me to stick a dildo in her ass while I fucked her. It was when she begged me to use one in her ass and one in her pussy while she went down on me. Hah seriously a lot of fun can be had using toys on her.

The girls you meet at the bars... :haha:

Going younger, how far is too far? Best or amusing stories about starting a 'fuck me now' type relationship with someone younger than you? How about older?

How about crazy places? Like in front of (and pressed against) a window in a place with a lot of street traffic or in a park. Gondolas? Outside in the snow?
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meanie

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Posted on Mar 05, 2009

women, get yourselves a bullet. you can thank me later ;)

atomicsnowqueen
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Posted on Mar 05, 2009

Posted by snodrifter
I mean, I didn't think she was a TOTAL nympho when she asked me to stick a dildo in her ass while I fucked her. It was when she begged me to use one in her ass and one in her pussy while she went down on me. Hah seriously a lot of fun can be had using toys on her.

The girls you meet at the bars... :haha:

Going younger, how far is too far? Best or amusing stories about starting a 'fuck me now' type relationship with someone younger than you? How about older?

How about crazy places? Like in front of (and pressed against) a window in a place with a lot of street traffic or in a park. Gondolas? Outside in the snow?


Ah wow.. I'm assuming you went back to her place... because I'm also assuming you don't have 2 dildos laying around. :p

I've only really had older relationships (of any kind). Younger was the worst experience of my life.
I'm 5 years younger than my boyfriend at the moment.. but I don't really notice. As long as you follow the "your age divided by 2 + 7" rule, you're in the safe. As long as she's over 18! And it's been almost 9 months of dating.... and we still can't keep our hands off of eachother. It's great :). Can't complain about sex 3 nights a week (when we see eachother), more than once a night.
He claims to have never met a girl who was hornier than he was.. but he's met his match. Ka-ching!

Crazy places... I can't claim anything beyond the usual cars, best friend's bed, stairwell with an open front door etc etc.
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snodrifter

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Posted on Mar 05, 2009

Yeah. Her place. She had like a chest full of freaky shit.

It was pretty awesome. Haha.
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gigglechick
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Posted on Mar 05, 2009

Toys...
My freind was given a rabbit as a b'day present at her party the other week and we all passed it around and stirred our margeruittas with it. Even though its the worlds most popular, it has a major design flaw. The clit tickler isnt adjustable so you can only use the first three inches of the vibrator. We came up with a plan to market a 'made to match your snatch' model, custom designed for the right depth and width. It just might work!
 
Personally, vibrators are great for single gals, but if you use them to much as a couple, the boy gets lazy using his own equipment ...
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tooscoops
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Posted on Mar 06, 2009

well.. is it really laziness?... i mean, for the most part... the vibes i've seen are pretty big... so unless i get bitten by a snake so it swells, then get parkinsons so i shake, the vibrator is at least one up on me... add to that the fact that she can control it whereas i'm just going off what i think she likes... it can be a daunting task.  makes the guy just do what he needs to to get off unless you really try to keep the guy involved and make him think he's whats driving you crazy.
 
so yeah...
 
with my wedding coming up, i know some people say, 'don't have sex for a while before so it will be more special'.... a question... what is 'a while?!'  i picture myself on my wedding night reading and rolling over to bed because i've gotten used to not getting any!  we don't want that!  or at least.. i assume kendra doesn't... if i find out after all these years that shes been using me for my mind, i might have to re-think this...
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Dante2cubit

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Posted on Mar 06, 2009

Mikey are you saying that Kendra might think your a walking mind with the advantage of a penis?

tooscoops
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Posted on Mar 06, 2009

i think its more that if anyone was just with me for my mind, i'd have to question their judgement.
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Dante2cubit

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Posted on Mar 06, 2009

I would not be suprised if somone was with you because of y our mind Mikey, though would have concerns if they did not want your body aswell though (the fine figure that it is)

snodrifter

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Posted on Mar 06, 2009

Posted by tooscoops
well.. is it really laziness?... i mean, for the most part... the vibes i've seen are pretty big... so unless i get bitten by a snake so it swells, then get parkinsons so i shake, the vibrator is at least one up on me... add to that the fact that she can control it whereas i'm just going off what i think she likes... it can be a daunting task.  makes the guy just do what he needs to to get off unless you really try to keep the guy involved and make him think he's whats driving you crazy.

And you've pretty well illustrated right there why women need to communicate and let the guy know what she likes, how she likes it, if it's good, bad, etc. Not saying anything is bad, but a chick leading a guy on, thinking he's doing well, that's way, way worse.
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gigglechick
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Posted on Mar 07, 2009

Dont think a vibrator will ever be better than the 'real thing' in the same way a wank is no better or worse, just different that's all. And I meant guys get distracted with it cos its a gadget, and guys like gadgets, buttons, speed, whirring beads, etc, didnt mean  laziness Mikey.
 
Are you going to be spending the  night/s before the wedding in the same house? Or is one of you going to stay at  freinds, family?
 

 
 

 

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tooscoops
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Posted on Mar 09, 2009

don't know.. we've been living together for two years basically... but i figure i'll go run off and stay with family a few days prior so kendra, her mom and sis can have our place to go over bride stuff...
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kendrat
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Posted on Mar 09, 2009

huh. i gues i should stop letting the EC forums monopolize my time and stop in here every so often... need to know what mike's been telling everyone about me!
 
i figure with the stress of the wedding i won't be sleeping much anyways the week before the big day anyways, so whether or not mike's there will have no real bearing on me!!!
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tooscoops
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Posted on Mar 09, 2009

if you'd like, i could help you not sleep....
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texfrost
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Posted on Aug 21, 2009

Speaking of older relationships...my girlfriends 12 year old daughter got in trouble because she was writing haikus, I gave her yours, and her teacher said it wasn't a haiku...I hated her as a teacher 7 years ago when I had her...shes still just as dumb...
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thomz

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Posted on Sep 06, 2009

Just need 1 thing for a goody

Ben & Jerry's Socialize :)

(and a towel for the mess ;) )

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