Am I crazy or has the retard brigade started posting again?
Its going to be a long day. First Texans who think they can run the country, then Texans who think they can snowboard, now people from Michigan who think their landfills are as steep as THE ROCKY FUCKING MOUNTIANS!!
Seriously, I love the internet as much as the next person. Where else can you see a chick blow a donkey and then take a horses cock up the ass. However, why is it that every idiot out there feels they need to prove to everyone how dumb they are, by asking stupid questions? I'll give the Texan some credit in at least he's trying. Maybe he's an import and not really a Texan. Hell Ive run events in the summer, so just because there's no snow doesn't mean you cant ride. HOWEVER, YOU ARENT IN THE MIDWEST!!!!
I'm not even going to start with the Michigan kid. Its just not fair. Lets just say there are better ways to pose a question so that you don't come off looking like a complete and total idiot. Why do people in the Midwest think that just because they can do a 270 onto a rail, they can take on any mountain in the world. As one of my Am riders learned this year, just because you think you're cool, it doesn't mean JACK SHIT when you get out west. If you have a question about how steep the runs are in Colorado, ASK THE PEOPLE IN THE COLORADO FORUMS!
I don't claim to be the best rider out there. I can handle my own, and I'm fine with that. I will say this though, while I have my moments where I lack common sense, its usually when I'm so drunk off my ass, that my ass is usually exposed. Oh, I give up. I hate people, people hate me. Its all good. Hey you stay classy retards, and I'll keep laughing at you.
I cant wait for the shit storm of replies that this generates.
[Edited by T.H.E.Shocker on 1/22/2009 at 6:38 AM]
