snodrifter
Posts : 1111ONLINE
Posted on Oct 28, 2008
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eat_my_pow toss up between unemployment and wearing lederhosen to job i worked at for less than a day.
Please tell me there is a photo that exists of this...
Dirty, but invigorating.
cazza21
Posts : 3290ONLINE
Posted on Oct 28, 2008
tellemarketer. i could not sit still long enough for those stupid shifts. I used to end up talking for hours with random people instead of selling them stuff. i used to stand on my desk and wander around with the phone. I never wanted the job, but i was overqualified for every other job in town, so no one would hire me. :(
I managed to get payed for 3 weeks, even though I only worked 2and a half. I walked in one day, told them I wasn't staying, and hoped a flight to the Dominican the next day to work there. turn out to be a great summer!
The only constant in my life is change.
danlovesmtsnow
Posts : 460ONLINE
Posted on Oct 28, 2008
Posted by
cazza21
tellemarketer. i could not sit still long enough for those stupid shifts. I used to end up talking for hours with random people instead of selling them stuff. i used to stand on my desk and wander around with the phone. I never wanted the job, but i was overqualified for every other job in town, so no one would hire me. :(
I managed to get payed for 3 weeks, even though I only worked 2and a half. I walked in one day, told them I wasn't staying, and hoped a flight to the Dominican the next day to work there. turn out to be a great summer!
isn't it great how you can be overqualified for things, whats wrong w/ the world these days
the only job i ever hated was wen i tried to be a mortgage broker, terrible, quit after 1 day, a good job if you can get it is working at a golf course, either a caddie or vallet
[Edited by danlovesmtsnow on 10/28/2008 at 5:44 PM]
Steezydoesit
Posts : 68ONLINE
Posted on Oct 29, 2008
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Chelly Sucking dick. Seriously, some of those dicks smell so bad !
Sweet revenge.
Seriously though, smelly genetalia always end in tears. They should have a little skit about that at the end of a GI Joe episode. "Remember kids, wash your naynays or Chelly will beat you."
Jay: My girlfriend Jill found your speed dating card...
kendrat
Posts : 3072OFFLINE
Posted on Oct 30, 2008
working in property tax collections for the provincial government... terrible.
being fired from a cashier position at a pharmacy because i was 'too stressed'.... laughable.
being chased around the house by a homicidal client... scary as shit.
makes cleaning up poop at my current job much more bearable.
www.HattStreet.etsy.com
JJ_Mac
Posts : 160ONLINE
Posted on Dec 02, 2008
Current Job... "Overqualified, Underappreciated Grunt AKA Company Scapegoat For All Jobs That Suck Ass".
Waking up for work is more of an insult then anything else. Only perk is my supoervisor is my dad so I get days like this where i am on forums all day cuz he's not here...
J.J. Mac
bernwern
Posts : 1124ONLINE
Posted on Dec 02, 2008
Best Buy, hands down. While I like their products, their company sucks badly. They have lame policies...I was written up for selling a Rewards membership while cashiering....which we weren't supposed to do. The customer had $1000 in new digital camera equiptment, and was ecstatic that I helped her out. Nothing like getting written up for helping a customer stay happy and ensuring repeat business. Even my supervisor agreed with me, but "it's policy". But they were fine with me trying to sell magazine subscriptions, product replacement warranties (which are a ripoff 90% of the time), and other garbage. Needless to say, but I ended up quitting over BS like this.
-B
Ride now, work later!
HATER_PLAYER
Posts : 8096OFFLINE
Posted on Dec 03, 2008
Posted by
Chelly
Sucking dick. Seriously, some of those dicks smell so bad !
i can offer you a work-share program in our ultra-clean facilities if you'd like! I think we have a few positions in your area of expertise.
lakia
Posts : 3953ONLINE
Posted on Dec 03, 2008
Posted by
SpecialKalltheway
being your pimp! it took forever to sell your used up arse.
hey, dont forget that when you did i brought you in the cash!
You know youre getting old when your ol lady says "honey lets run
Speedwagon98
Posts : 11ONLINE
Posted on Dec 03, 2008
My least favorite was probably the military. They didn't always agree that my life is my life...
But I can't say I have any real gripes about any job I've had.
nconnors
Posts : 184ONLINE
Posted on Dec 03, 2008
2 words: Planet Fitness
I was the morning manager at one of those dick-cheese establishments. I had to be there at 3:45am to clean toilets & treadmills, & to humor about 600 meatheads during my shift. I'm not even going to go into detail on the men's showers... lets just say that i've seen my fair share of splooge stuck to the shower curtains & shit-stained underwear. As if driving 1/2 hour to work every morning before the plow trucks are out in the winter, my car broke down & I had to ride my bike to work for a month... in January... 18 miles... at 2am.
If anyone can top that, then I will buy you a beer.
Oh, I also worked in a cemetary, but that job was pretty cool. Who else can say that they legally buried a human body?? I didnt think so...
Bacon = meat candy. Think about it.
SpecialKallt...
Posts : 3572ONLINE
Posted on Dec 03, 2008
Posted by
nconnors
If anyone can top that, then I will buy you a beer.
Oh, I also worked in a cemetary, but that job was pretty cool. Who else can say that they legally buried a human body?? I didnt think so...
you owe me a beer.
my legal experience/my job of burring bodies has your shitty fitness job beat. Try digging the hole with a pocket shovel.
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