kthbp74
Posts : 67ONLINE
Posted on Dec 17, 2008
Posted by
Bleezie
Women are so confusing...
Its like, even when you give them what the want, the STILL find something to complain about.
For example:
My wife the other day was saying that she feels underappreciated and wanted to have a break from the "DUTIES" of being a stay-home-wife for a while.
So, being the kind gentlemen that I am, I grant her request and file for a divorce.
You won't believe how upset she got at me...
We're not divorced... and I still had to pay the court fees.
Anyway. this could have all been avoided if she just stayed quiet in the freaking KITCHEN!!!
AM I RIGHT?!
this ones a true thinker..
how long were you up this night constructing this joke? 2, 3?
whats green and smells like monica lewinsky?
Bleezie
Posts : 1292OFFLINE
Posted on Dec 18, 2008
Posted by
mestephanieme
Posted by
Bleezie
I'm sorry, but your comment makes me laugh harder.
I know the jokes are terrible and thats what makes them soo funny!
no, they arent jokes-that-are-so-bad-theyre-funny, theyre jokes-that-dont-even-make-sense-therefore-cannot-be-funny,-only-confusing.
my comment making you laugh harder is also the opposite of funny...because it wasnt funny
The joke makes sense... just think about it for a little. Obviously not true or realistic, but it makes sense.
I also added in the pun about the kitchen because "the wife staying in the Kitchen" kept being brought up in prior post.
The last thing i said was important. Put it on your fridge.
jib.sesh
Posts : 130ONLINE
Posted on Dec 18, 2008
bleezie, just give it up,
you're a fail.
dont try and cover it up
keep it steezy
Bleezie
Posts : 1292OFFLINE
Posted on Dec 19, 2008
Posted by
jib.sesh
bleezie, just give it up,
you're a fail.
dont try and cover it up
I will never give up!
Don't you know I'm like the Postal Service and Dido, all combined into one package.
I'm like... "a goalie defending the net in the last quarter of attacking rivalry."
So... "I won't go down with this ship... I won't throw my flag up and surrender."
The last thing i said was important. Put it on your fridge.
livetasnowboard
Posts : 261ONLINE
Posted on Dec 20, 2008
Posted by
Bleezie
Posted by
jib.sesh
bleezie, just give it up,
you're a fail.
dont try and cover it up
I will never give up!
Don't you know I'm like the Postal Service and Dido, all combined into one package.
I'm like... "a goalie defending the net in the last quarter of attacking rivalry."
So... "I won't go down with this ship... I won't throw my flag up and surrender."
then shut the fuck up and come up with some good god damn jokes!
ok ok. a mormon walks into a bar.... what the hell's he doing there?
gotta wax that sh*t!
Bleezie
Posts : 1292OFFLINE
Posted on Dec 23, 2008
Posted by
jib.sesh
yea man, so far you're just a flailer with all talk and shitty jokes.
flailer?
The last thing i said was important. Put it on your fridge.
Bleezie
Posts : 1292OFFLINE
Posted on Dec 24, 2008
yo what's with you sig?
15 bucks little man
The last thing i said was important. Put it on your fridge.
cali_shred_LOVE
Posts : 1342ONLINE
Posted on Jan 05, 2009
Posted by
jib.sesh yea man, so far you're just a flailer with all talk and shitty jokes.
i hate your faggot ass more than bleezie. least bleezie's name is better. also keep it steezy? your a fag keep it fagmade for your bitchmade faggot ass. jk im just pissed off. its 5:05 A.M and my ride is guna be an hour late!
smokeWEED
Snowboarding...
Posts : 322ONLINE
Posted on Jan 05, 2009
Woooo thanks
I know i did and he was thinking about it haha.
The protons neutrons joke i know it lol
I dont think its a joke though i think its like "I wanna be with you more then a electron wants to be with a proton" I think thats how it went haha
15 bucks little man
mako
Posts : 9ONLINE
Posted on Feb 10, 2009
Ok i have a F(#&ed up joke...
Hey girl do you work at Subway?... because you just gave me a foot long.
bristolboy13
Posts : 81ONLINE
Posted on Aug 14, 2009
Posted by
Bleezie
yo what's with you sig?
15 bucks little man
it's from jay and silent bob
i wish i could keep telling myself life is shi*t then open my eye's
kthbp74
Posts : 67ONLINE
Posted on Aug 26, 2009
lady gaga, a skier, and a 'blackie' all jump from a plane at the same time without parachutes!! Who hits first????
WHo cAreS!!!!!
ha..ha....
whats green and smells like monica lewinsky?
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