SpecialKallt...
Posts : 3572ONLINE
Posted on Oct 15, 2008
How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2
1 to screw in the light bulb
and another to suck my dick!
Hope:
kthbp74
Posts : 67ONLINE
Posted on Nov 21, 2008
Posted by
mestephanieme
i edited the last two posts cause i thought the racial jokes were getting out of hand...use your discretion kids
party pooper :[
whats green and smells like monica lewinsky?
Bleezie
Posts : 1289ONLINE
Posted on Nov 21, 2008
Posted by
bfam4t6
Why did the woman cross the road?
Wait! Better question! Why the hell is she not in the kitchen?
WOW that was offense and hilarious!!!
Awesome...
The last thing i said was important. Put it on your fridge.
anti-bling
Posts : 1028ONLINE
Posted on Nov 25, 2008
Whats funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit
My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice grannies' panies moist!
Bleezie
Posts : 1289ONLINE
Posted on Nov 26, 2008
What winks and screws like a tiger?
*wink wink*
The last thing i said was important. Put it on your fridge.
DB_Cooper
Posts : 727ONLINE
Posted on Dec 03, 2008
Posted by
Jigga_Wut
whats the difference between jam and jelly?
i cant jelly my cock down your throat....oh snap
what's the difference between you and someone funny?
You know what tonight is?
liftokerz_90
Posts : 17ONLINE
Posted on Dec 14, 2008
Posted by
Bleezie
Posted by
bfam4t6
Why did the woman cross the road?
Wait! Better question! Why the hell is she not in the kitchen?
WOW that was offense and hilarious!!!
Awesome...
lmao nice
how many feminists does it take to change a light bulb?
none, because feminists cant change shit
Suck my unit.
Bleezie
Posts : 1289ONLINE
Posted on Dec 15, 2008
What do you say to a women with 2 black eyes?
Nothing...
Do you really think she'd get it the 3rd time around?!
The last thing i said was important. Put it on your fridge.
Bleezie
Posts : 1289ONLINE
Posted on Dec 15, 2008
Women are so confusing...
Its like, even when you give them what the want, the STILL find something to complain about.
For example:
My wife the other day was saying that she feels underappreciated and wanted to have a break from the "DUTIES" of being a stay-home-wife for a while.
So, being the kind gentlemen that I am, I grant her request and file for a divorce.
You won't believe how upset she got at me...
We're not divorced... and I still had to pay the court fees.
Anyway. this could have all been avoided if she just stayed quiet in the freaking KITCHEN!!!
AM I RIGHT?!
The last thing i said was important. Put it on your fridge.
Bleezie
Posts : 1289ONLINE
Posted on Dec 16, 2008
I'm sorry, but your comment makes me laugh harder.
I know the jokes are terrible and thats what makes them soo funny!
The last thing i said was important. Put it on your fridge.
DB_Cooper
Posts : 727ONLINE
Posted on Dec 16, 2008
Posted by
I'm sorry, but your comment makes me laugh harder.
I know the jokes are terrible and thats what makes them funny!
So funny? Now that, sir, is a matter of opinion, and in my opinion, your jokes are not funny. And they aren't "terrible" they just show that you lack an intellectual thought process. Gets some funny jokes and try again champ.
You know what tonight is?
jib.sesh
Posts : 130ONLINE
Posted on Dec 17, 2008
Posted by
Bleezie
Women are so confusing...
Its like, even when you give them what the want, the STILL find something to complain about.
For example:
My wife the other day was saying that she feels underappreciated and wanted to have a break from the "DUTIES" of being a stay-home-wife for a while.
So, being the kind gentlemen that I am, I grant her request and file for a divorce.
You won't believe how upset she got at me...
We're not divorced... and I still had to pay the court fees.
Anyway. this could have all been avoided if she just stayed quiet in the freaking KITCHEN!!!
AM I RIGHT?!
this is one of the worst jokes ever,
its not funny because its so bad, its just bad.
keep it steezy
mestephanieme
Posts : 2714ONLINE
Posted on Dec 17, 2008
Posted by
Bleezie
I'm sorry, but your comment makes me laugh harder.
I know the jokes are terrible and thats what makes them soo funny!
no, they arent jokes-that-are-so-bad-theyre-funny, theyre jokes-that-dont-even-make-sense-therefore-cannot-be-funny,-only-confusing.
my comment making you laugh harder is also the opposite of funny...because it wasnt funny
hello
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