livetasnowboard
Posts : 261ONLINE
Posted on Sep 28, 2008
this is the joke thread. i feel like laughing so post any and all jokes you got. women, blond, racist, whatever as long as its good. i'll start it off.
- who's fault is it if you hit a women with your car? yours, you shouldn't be driving in the kitchen
- why can't women ski? because theres no snow between the bedroom and the kitchen
i'm not sexist or racist or anything these kinds of jokes are just really funny
gotta wax that sh*t!
mestephanieme
Posts : 2709ONLINE
Posted on Sep 29, 2008
Posted by
snowvols
Those were some pretty lame jokes
then tell us some jokes you find to be superior
unless you're....
YELLA
(this is where someone goes "I aint yella!" and my love for seinfeld is justified)
hello
wannacomeinm...
Posts : 290ONLINE
Posted on Oct 08, 2008
WHY DID THE STEAK CROSS THE ROAD!?!!??
CAUSE IT WAS STAPLED TO THE CARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
i got it from my mama
thescrewup
Posts : 546OFFLINE
Posted on Oct 10, 2008
what excuse can you not use, if you don't want to go to the doctor??
I don't feel well...
Badda bing!
you know, I always thought that
sidewayssnow
Posts : 389ONLINE
Posted on Oct 10, 2008
Posted by
DB_Cooper
A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is destroying his family.
that reminds me of a book im reading for school, which reminds me of school...dick
outa sight my man
BigAiriceboa...
Posts : 2700ONLINE
Posted on Oct 11, 2008
Posted by
mestephanieme
Posted by
snowvols
Those were some pretty lame jokes
then tell us some jokes you find to be superior
unless you're....
YELLA
(this is where someone goes "I aint yella!" and my love for seinfeld is justified)
I'm probably the biggeset seinfeld fans ever.....but i dont ever remember that on it
Turn on the radio, nah f*ck it, turn it off
Bleezie
Posts : 1289ONLINE
Posted on Oct 13, 2008
Why can't Helen Keller get a license.
Cuz she's a woman!!!
Did you know that helen keller had a barn in her yard?
Neither did she.
Why did helen kellers dog run away?
Well, wouldn't you if your name was Aaragggghhhh?
The last thing i said was important. Put it on your fridge.
DB_Cooper
Posts : 727ONLINE
Posted on Oct 13, 2008
Posted by
Bleezie
That was awful but i couldn't stop laughing when i read it...
That was awful? How so? Women are things.
You know what tonight is?
DB_Cooper
Posts : 727ONLINE
Posted on Oct 14, 2008
Posted by
jib.sesh
this man walked into a bar and there was a taliban as a bar tender.
oh, and i fucked your mom last night
I'm sorry?
"a taliban" does not make sense, for the reason that THE taliban is a group, not a person. And my mom only fucks guys with post counts more then 1k
You know what tonight is?
Snowboarding...
Posts : 322ONLINE
Posted on Oct 14, 2008
whats the difference between a black man and dog shit?
one stops stinking and turns white.
i am not a racist either, racist jokes are just funny.
15 bucks little man
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