MSBullitt
Posts : 44ONLINE
Posted on Jan 12, 2009
probably the worst thing to happen to me was there was this girl i had been routinely hooking up with for awhile, and one night i forgot a rubber, so we were just fooling around for awhile and then i decide fuck it lets fuck anyways... so all the lights are off and i get behind her and start fucking her, and then i look down and theres this black stuff everywhere... so i go hey wtf is this.. and she turns on the lights.. and we realize their is PERIOD BLOOD EVERYWHERE, huge stain on her sheets, all over my dick, my hands. different girl, different time tho, tried to fuck this girl in the ass and she started crying, kinda funny lol
The_Extreme
Posts : 8ONLINE
Posted on Feb 05, 2009
First off NASTY^^^^
So me and my friend hit this club and he goes around like he is loaded but is not RIGHT. So he picks up this HOT ASS girl after buying her a few expensive drinks I was just chilling drinking my arse off and dancing, So he ends up picking up this girl and she has a friend. He gets a hotel room for all of us. Her friend meets some guy while leaving the club so its 2 dudes 2 girls and me I ended up being the fith wheel or so I thought? So her freinds is getting Fucked by this other guy screaming ok. I'm I am sitting there like Shit all I get to do is watch and thought this sucks, I did not mind becasue my friends chick is HOT. So my friends girl starts getting turned on they start making out she takes off all her cloths so she is naked on the bed above the covers looking good as hell my freind gets ready to fuck pulls down his pants and whips out his wang she looks down and goes. "U got a condom" The dumbass is like NO! He pays for that latter for being a unprepared dumbass! "She's like go get some no glove no love". I'll never forget her saying that as long as I live. So he leaves to go to the coner store to get you know what. So I'm looking at her naked on the bed shes looking at me she fingers me to get in to the bed so I take of my shirt start making out shes like U got a condom? I'm like HELL yes! few minutes go by my friend comes back I'm fucking his girl that he picked up and he is like WTF shes like dont get MAD pull down your pants and get in? This part is funny as hell so she looks at my cock and looks at his dick! And then she says Never MIND I was like oh damn what a bitch but im banging her so I did not give a fuck. So my freind end up buying her the espensive drinks paid for the room and did not get the girl. LOL She ended up giving me a ride home that night and he learned his lesson and gave me props latter in the week for always being preparred LOL.
[Edited by The_Extreme on 2/5/2009 at 9:07 AM]
[Edited by The_Extreme on 2/5/2009 at 9:09 AM]
[Edited by The_Extreme on 2/5/2009 at 9:10 AM]
MrComedy
Posts : 59ONLINE
Posted on Jul 10, 2009
Posted by
The_Extreme
First off NASTY^^^^
So me and my friend hit this club and he goes around like he is loaded but is not RIGHT. So he picks up this HOT ASS girl after buying her a few expensive drinks I was just chilling drinking my arse off and dancing, So he ends up picking up this girl and she has a friend. He gets a hotel room for all of us. Her friend meets some guy while leaving the club so its 2 dudes 2 girls and me I ended up being the fith wheel or so I thought? So her freinds is getting Fucked by this other guy screaming ok. I'm I am sitting there like Shit all I get to do is watch and thought this sucks, I did not mind becasue my friends chick is HOT. So my friends girl starts getting turned on they start making out she takes off all her cloths so she is naked on the bed above the covers looking good as hell my freind gets ready to fuck pulls down his pants and whips out his wang she looks down and goes. "U got a condom" The dumbass is like NO! He pays for that latter for being a unprepared dumbass! "She's like go get some no glove no love". I'll never forget her saying that as long as I live. So he leaves to go to the coner store to get you know what. So I'm looking at her naked on the bed shes looking at me she fingers me to get in to the bed so I take of my shirt start making out shes like U got a condom? I'm like HELL yes! few minutes go by my friend comes back I'm fucking his girl that he picked up and he is like WTF shes like dont get MAD pull down your pants and get in? This part is funny as hell so she looks at my cock and looks at his dick! And then she says Never MIND I was like oh damn what a bitch but im banging her so I did not give a fuck. So my freind end up buying her the espensive drinks paid for the room and did not get the girl. LOL She ended up giving me a ride home that night and he learned his lesson and gave me props latter in the week for always being preparred LOL.
Damn that' is the most badass story ever but not as funny as the puke and blowjob scenario earlier.
x0_Jaime
Posts : 166OFFLINE
Posted on Nov 17, 2009
Posted by
The_Extreme
First off NASTY^^^^
So me and my friend hit this club and he goes around like he is loaded but is not RIGHT. So he picks up this HOT ASS girl after buying her a few expensive drinks I was just chilling drinking my arse off and dancing, So he ends up picking up this girl and she has a friend. He gets a hotel room for all of us. Her friend meets some guy while leaving the club so its 2 dudes 2 girls and me I ended up being the fith wheel or so I thought? So her freinds is getting Fucked by this other guy screaming ok. I'm I am sitting there like Shit all I get to do is watch and thought this sucks, I did not mind becasue my friends chick is HOT. So my friends girl starts getting turned on they start making out she takes off all her cloths so she is naked on the bed above the covers looking good as hell my freind gets ready to fuck pulls down his pants and whips out his wang she looks down and goes. "U got a condom" The dumbass is like NO! He pays for that latter for being a unprepared dumbass! "She's like go get some no glove no love". I'll never forget her saying that as long as I live. So he leaves to go to the coner store to get you know what. So I'm looking at her naked on the bed shes looking at me she fingers me to get in to the bed so I take of my shirt start making out shes like U got a condom? I'm like HELL yes! few minutes go by my friend comes back I'm fucking his girl that he picked up and he is like WTF shes like dont get MAD pull down your pants and get in? This part is funny as hell so she looks at my cock and looks at his dick! And then she says Never MIND I was like oh damn what a bitch but im banging her so I did not give a fuck. So my freind end up buying her the espensive drinks paid for the room and did not get the girl. LOL She ended up giving me a ride home that night and he learned his lesson and gave me props latter in the week for always being preparred LOL.
nicely done :)
51-58 of 58 posts Previous 1 2 3
