saturday22
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Posted on Apr 13, 2008
Posted by betweentheburiedandmeOne time in Thunder Bay, we were invited to this party. I guess (and Im not being a cocky band dude), some people got wind that we were hanging out there and playing the next night, so this girl (i read the email) emailed everybody saying that she was having a party, and that everybody better come because blah blah blah.So they start like, tracking us down, it was fucked. They started calling the people we were with and shit, it was bizarre, but I talked to the girl on the phone and was like "Listen, if you buy me a 26 of Appeltons, I'll be there and i'll bring my band. We really really like blowjobs, too". So we go, and its at this huge cabin. Theres like 40 girls there, it was fucked, and as soon as we arrive, we get like, swarmed. This girl and like four of her friends fucking circle me and HAND ME THE FREE 26, to which I respond to by laughing my asssss off. Then one grabs my dick and asks me if she can sit on my lap! So, of course, I agree, and we go sit by this big fire. And I had like two of these hot little like 17 year olds sitting on my lap and taking pictures of me, and then one is like "Lets go hang out inside!". So I, assuming theres also a party inside, fucking stumble into this cabin (Im shitfaced, the 26 is long gone, holy fuck great night), so I get there and theres noone! so I'm like, what the fuck, no party? and then this girl reaches around me and puts her hands down my pants! So she pulls me into this room thats full of all this random shit (like, souped up honda civic seats, motorcyle helmets, etc). And she just lifts up her skirt and is like "I want you to fuck my tight little pussy".so I'm like WHOOOOOAH! And I laugh, because Im a douchebag and Im far far far too immature for such a gnarly introduction. But of course, I oblige, and go for the box! So I totally pull her rad boobies out of her shirt and she like moved her panties over and was playing with herself and touching my dank etc etc etc. And all of the sudden, Im like "Ugh...I feel like shittttttt". But whatever, things are solid, Im solid, man up, take the beej. So shes still givin'r, talking REALLY dirty, like, funny dirty. Shes like "ohhh yeah big boy, you like me sucking your cock? Im getting it niiiiice and wet so you can slide into my pink little pussy" and i'm giggling, feeling all sick and shit. In my drunkness, I manage to convince myself that "Fuckk man, Ive felt sick for way too long, this isnt fair to me, I need to fix this" So I put my hand on her ass to brace myself, and I just start fucking puking all over the floor. so she goes "OMG, are you ok?" so I say "yeah", she says "good" and continues. Im completely fucking blown away and give that "im getting a blowjob in the dark and if somebody WAS there, they need to see me do this", and I threw the horns and made the wasssupppppp face. Just in case, I always gotta do that, I always make the obligatory 'maybe somebody is filming this and it would be amaaaaazing if it got into circulation and it was me getting my dick sucked, throwing the horns mouthing 'fuck yayyyuhhhh". She's like 'ohhhh bluhhhhh im so wet, fuck me", So I of course do, so I grab her legs and put them over my shoulders and start fucking her like a total asshole. then she's like, "choke me". This blew me away while it was happening, but I tackled it head on and im very very proud. So anyways! I like, awkwardly put my hand on her neck, all gentle and shit. and shes like "fucking choke me" so I think biiiiiitch and kind of do. and shes sooooo stoked, shes like, humping me so far and im fuckin her with puke breath and shes like "Ughhhhhh you make me want to be such a dirty little girl". And whenever she says that shit, im laughing in my head, so I have to turn away. so SHE GRABS MY HEAD and starts like pulling me down to her. my face to her face and I knowwwww my mouth tastes like viper balls and is soooo brutal. Then she like, jumps towards me, bites my lip, and starts like tongue fucking my mouth and she DOESN'T CARE. And all im thinking is "oh my godddddddddddddd i need to leave and tell people". so I stand up, and Im like "Holy FUCK, illl be right back!" so I run out of the room into the living room with my boxers (they were like, tight boxer brief things becuse im a faggot), so my raging boner is like being conceiled by saran wrap, Im totally fucked up. AND THE ROOM IS FULL OF PEOPLE. and Im just like "AHHH FUCK, I PUKED AND BLOWJOBS, AHHHHH, SHE KISSED ME AFTER I PUKED, AHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK!" And proceed to go piss in the bathtub with the door open to the living room. I woke up the next day totalllllllly fucking confused, and she told me she sucked my dick while i was sleeping. the end.
haha. thats the kinda story i like to hear. and that would have totally been me too. i'm not a huge fan of PDA, but when shit happens thats so ridiculous, and theres no one there to witness, i feel the need everyone must know.
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