anyone got any stories ?me i got caught by his parents in their bedroom they then gave me a lecture on safe sex

Well you see sexual intercourse didn't really occur in this story, however sexual things did haha! So we went to Sweethearts (A High School Dance) and me, my date, my friend, and her date decide to go over to my friend's dates house to relax and watch a movie! So we all go, and as we watch the movie, my date falls asleep on me and so I decide to just close my eyes for a bit. About 10 minutes later I open my eyes and my friend just has this disgusted look on her face. Then I notice my friend's date starts to make a move on her, and is rubbing his hands all over her vag! She keeps pulling his hand off, but he keeps putting it back and soon enough she just gets up with the excuse of needing to use the bathroom! So I get up as well and I go to talk to her and we just grab our shiii and BOUNCE haha!! We had to walk alllllll the way the home it was freeeezing but for a good cause :)

Which story?  I'm pretty sure there is a good laugh to be had every time I have sex.

Posted by dpk
Which story?  I'm pretty sure there is a good laugh to be had every time I have sex.

I remember the first time we had sex, I saw your peen and laughed.

I tried hooking up with this one dude once after a night at the bar (college much?) and he was so drunk he passed out in the middle of everything. It wasn't cool.

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Posted by dpk
Which story?  I'm pretty sure there is a good laugh to be had every time I have sex.

I remember the first time we had sex, I saw your peen and laughed.

Exactly my point!

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Well you see sexual intercourse didn't really occur in this story, however sexual things did haha! So we went to Sweethearts (A High School Dance) and me, my date, my friend, and her date decide to go over to my friend's dates house to relax and watch a movie! So we all go, and as we watch the movie, my date falls asleep on me and so I decide to just close my eyes for a bit. About 10 minutes later I open my eyes and my friend just has this disgusted look on her face. Then I notice my friend's date starts to make a move on her, and is rubbing his hands all over her vag! She keeps pulling his hand off, but he keeps putting it back and soon enough she just gets up with the excuse of needing to use the bathroom! So I get up as well and I go to talk to her and we just grab our shiii and BOUNCE haha!! We had to walk alllllll the way the home it was freeeezing but for a good cause :)

she should have taken the opportunity

Hmmmmmm.......One time my mom walked in and started talking to me....i told her to get out she just said "oh i can't see anything keep going".......and kept on talking.......weird, scary, and funny...

One time I was hanging out with this kid at an after party and later that night he invited me to come over and I had to bring my friend natalie with me [bummer] so we are at his house with my friend and his friend.  Later that night his friend wants to go and we try and convince nat to go with him but she wouldnt do it.  At one point she was really high and seemed to be asleep we even tried talking really loud about sex to see if she would wake up but she didn't.  So we ended up doing it on the floor and everything seemed fine.  Then the next day natalie chewed me out for having sex with a guy while she was awake.

Posted by wittyhippie
One time I was hanging out with this kid at an after party and later that night he invited me to come over and I had to bring my friend natalie with me [bummer] so we are at his house with my friend and his friend.  Later that night his friend wants to go and we try and convince nat to go with him but she wouldnt do it.  At one point she was really high and seemed to be asleep we even tried talking really loud about sex to see if she would wake up but she didn't.  So we ended up doing it on the floor and everything seemed fine.  Then the next day natalie chewed me out for having sex with a guy while she was awake.

What she was pissed about us making boom boom, god what a whore.

Posted by tufugavalai
anyone got any stories ?me i got caught by his parents in their bedroom they then gave me a lecture on safe sex

funny sex story?

how about the night you were conceived?

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Posted by wittyhippie
One time I was hanging out with this kid at an after party and later that night he invited me to come over and I had to bring my friend natalie with me [bummer] so we are at his house with my friend and his friend.  Later that night his friend wants to go and we try and convince nat to go with him but she wouldnt do it.  At one point she was really high and seemed to be asleep we even tried talking really loud about sex to see if she would wake up but she didn't.  So we ended up doing it on the floor and everything seemed fine.  Then the next day natalie chewed me out for having sex with a guy while she was awake.

 

you got chewed out for having sex by a friend?  hopefully that was the end of the friendship.  I've had sex next to my  friends who were "sleeping" at the time and all I got were wows and congrats and these are from guys and gals.

No shit, that was 36 hours!

10 people in a 2bed condo at keystone, I came back with this chick, and everyone thought it was hilarious the next morning that there was a new friend at breakfast.

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Posted by SpecialKalltheway

Posted by wittyhippie
One time I was hanging out with this kid at an after party and later that night he invited me to come over and I had to bring my friend natalie with me [bummer] so we are at his house with my friend and his friend.  Later that night his friend wants to go and we try and convince nat to go with him but she wouldnt do it.  At one point she was really high and seemed to be asleep we even tried talking really loud about sex to see if she would wake up but she didn't.  So we ended up doing it on the floor and everything seemed fine.  Then the next day natalie chewed me out for having sex with a guy while she was awake.

 

you got chewed out for having sex by a friend?  hopefully that was the end of the friendship.  I've had sex next to my  friends who were "sleeping" at the time and all I got were wows and congrats and these are from guys and gals.

No shit, that was 36 hours!

10 people in a 2bed condo at keystone, I came back with this chick, and everyone thought it was hilarious the next morning that there was a new friend at breakfast.

And a newer once 9 months later!

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Posted by snodrifter

Posted by SpecialKalltheway

Posted by wittyhippie
One time I was hanging out with this kid at an after party and later that night he invited me to come over and I had to bring my friend natalie with me [bummer] so we are at his house with my friend and his friend.  Later that night his friend wants to go and we try and convince nat to go with him but she wouldnt do it.  At one point she was really high and seemed to be asleep we even tried talking really loud about sex to see if she would wake up but she didn't.  So we ended up doing it on the floor and everything seemed fine.  Then the next day natalie chewed me out for having sex with a guy while she was awake.

 

you got chewed out for having sex by a friend?  hopefully that was the end of the friendship.  I've had sex next to my  friends who were "sleeping" at the time and all I got were wows and congrats and these are from guys and gals.

No shit, that was 36 hours!

10 people in a 2bed condo at keystone, I came back with this chick, and everyone thought it was hilarious the next morning that there was a new friend at breakfast.

And a newer once 9 months later!

Hey whatever, she doesn't have my last name, phone number, or address.

I had sex with my roomate in the room. The girl felt like a whore after, and rightly so, jeeze what a whore...wanting a relationship.

YAY VIRGINITY!

Rather recently my boyfriend tried taking off his pants while laying next to me in bed and I got KNEED in the VAG.

Posted by KatrinNoir
Rather recently my boyfriend tried taking off his pants while laying next to me in bed and I got KNEED in the VAG.

Way to set the mood.  Was he seeing if it fit?

bahahahahhha. 

One time in Thunder Bay, we were invited to this party. I guess (and Im not being a cocky band dude), some people got wind that we were hanging out there and playing the next night, so this girl (i read the email) emailed everybody saying that she was having a party, and that everybody better come because blah blah blah.So they start like, tracking us down, it was fucked. They started calling the people we were with and shit, it was bizarre, but I talked to the girl on the phone and was like "Listen, if you buy me a 26 of Appeltons, I'll be there and i'll bring my band. We really really like blowjobs, too". So we go, and its at this huge cabin. Theres like 40 girls there, it was fucked, and as soon as we arrive, we get like, swarmed. This girl and like four of her friends fucking circle me and HAND ME THE FREE 26, to which I respond to by laughing my asssss off. Then one grabs my dick and asks me if she can sit on my lap! So, of course, I agree, and we go sit by this big fire. And I had like two of these hot little like 17 year olds sitting on my lap and taking pictures of me, and then one is like "Lets go hang out inside!". So I, assuming theres also a party inside, fucking stumble into this cabin (Im shitfaced, the 26 is long gone, holy fuck great night), so I get there and theres noone! so I'm like, what the fuck, no party? and then this girl reaches around me and puts her hands down my pants! So she pulls me into this room thats full of all this random shit (like, souped up honda civic seats, motorcyle helmets, etc). And she just lifts up her skirt and is like "I want you to fuck my tight little pussy".so I'm like WHOOOOOAH! And I laugh, because Im a douchebag and Im far far far too immature for such a gnarly introduction. But of course, I oblige, and go for the box! So I totally pull her rad boobies out of her shirt and she like moved her panties over and was playing with herself and touching my dank etc etc etc. And all of the sudden, Im like "Ugh...I feel like shittttttt". But whatever, things are solid, Im solid, man up, take the beej. So shes still givin'r, talking REALLY dirty, like, funny dirty. Shes like "ohhh yeah big boy, you like me sucking your cock? Im getting it niiiiice and wet so you can slide into my pink little pussy" and i'm giggling, feeling all sick and shit. In my drunkness, I manage to convince myself that "Fuckk man, Ive felt sick for way too long, this isnt fair to me, I need to fix this" So I put my hand on her ass to brace myself, and I just start fucking puking all over the floor. so she goes "OMG, are you ok?" so I say "yeah", she says "good" and continues. Im completely fucking blown away and give that "im getting a blowjob in the dark and if somebody WAS there, they need to see me do this", and I threw the horns and made the wasssupppppp face. Just in case, I always gotta do that, I always make the obligatory 'maybe somebody is filming this and it would be amaaaaazing if it got into circulation and it was me getting my dick sucked, throwing the horns mouthing 'fuck yayyyuhhhh". She's like 'ohhhh bluhhhhh im so wet, fuck me",  So I of course do, so I grab her legs and put them over my shoulders and start fucking her like a total asshole. then she's like, "choke me". This blew me away while it was happening, but I tackled it head on and im very very proud. So anyways! I like, awkwardly put my hand on her neck, all gentle and shit. and shes like "fucking choke me" so I think biiiiiitch and kind of do. and shes sooooo stoked, shes like, humping me so far and im fuckin her with puke breath and shes like "Ughhhhhh you make me want to be such a dirty little girl". And whenever she says that shit, im laughing in my head, so I have to turn away. so SHE GRABS MY HEAD and starts like pulling me down to her. my face to her face and I knowwwww my mouth tastes like viper balls and is soooo brutal. Then she like, jumps towards me, bites my lip, and starts like tongue fucking my mouth and she DOESN'T CARE. And all im thinking is "oh my godddddddddddddd i need to leave and tell people". so I stand up, and Im like "Holy FUCK, illl be right back!" so I run out of the room into the living room with my boxers (they were like, tight boxer brief things becuse im a faggot), so my raging boner is like being conceiled by saran wrap, Im totally fucked up. AND THE ROOM IS FULL OF PEOPLE. and Im just like "AHHH FUCK, I PUKED AND BLOWJOBS, AHHHHH, SHE KISSED ME AFTER I PUKED, AHHH FUCK FUCK FUCK!" And proceed to go piss in the bathtub with the door open to the living room. I woke up the next day totalllllllly fucking confused, and she told me she sucked my dick while i was sleeping. the end.