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DB_Cooper

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Posted on Jan 17, 2008

a porno.

I'll start, I've seen a woman get donkey punched with a toaster.

"If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall
like a house of cards... checkmate!"


BigAiriceboa...

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Posted on Jan 18, 2008

I watch normal porn
Turn on the radio, nah f*ck it, turn it off
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Dirty_Dan
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Posted on Jan 18, 2008

i saw your mom in a porno once. she was prettty funny.
You have one cocktail!, and suddenly your an a**hole.
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(if you look real close, it says "lets have sex" in my sig.)


mestephanieme

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Posted on Jan 18, 2008

Please remember what section you are in...Younguns talk. As in ages 13, 14, 15, and 16. I'm hoping that kids of these ages are watching nice, tame softcore and nothing to do with donkey punches or toasters
So fresh?


DB_Cooper

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Posted on Jan 18, 2008

Posted by mestephanieme
Please remember what section you are in...Younguns talk. As in ages 13, 14, 15, and 16. I'm hoping that kids of these ages are watching nice, tame softcore and nothing to do with donkey punches or toasters
Hahaha, thats one of the funniest things I've read in a while. I'm not saying I enjoyed the donkey punch with the toaster, I just thought it was pretty funny. It's not like I get off on women getting beaten with toasters.
"If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall
like a house of cards... checkmate!"


joeludz

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Posted on Jan 18, 2008

probably wen i saw a girl freak and fall over a table when somebody blew in her eye. or 1girl1pitcher.

mestephanieme

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Posted on Jan 18, 2008

Posted by DB_Cooper
Posted by mestephanieme
Please remember what section you are in...Younguns talk. As in ages 13, 14, 15, and 16. I'm hoping that kids of these ages are watching nice, tame softcore and nothing to do with donkey punches or toasters
Hahaha, thats one of the funniest things I've read in a while. I'm not saying I enjoyed the donkey punch with the toaster, I just thought it was pretty funny. It's not like I get off on women getting beaten with toasters.


I wasnt trying to be funny...you have a very strange sense of humour
So fresh?


steezy_3s

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Posted on Jan 19, 2008

http://2girls1cup.com/

ya, and then watch the tribute song on youtube, and reaction videos

and then people made variations of this video, such as 4girlsfingerpaint


DB_Cooper

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Posted on Jan 19, 2008

Posted by steezy_3s
http://2girls1cup.com/

ya, and then watch the tribute song on youtube, and reaction videos

and then people made variations of this video, such as 4girlsfingerpaint



That stuff is old news.
"If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall
like a house of cards... checkmate!"


mestephanieme

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Posted on Jan 19, 2008

hahaha at my family's xmas dinner, we had a long hilarious conversation about 2 girls 1 cup...my cousin made a joke about it, thinking no one would pick up on it, but I did and then suddenly all the adults wanted to know what it was. luckily my grandparents were in arizona...they wouldnt have seen the humor in it
the weird thing is...my mom saw 2 girls 1 cup before i had even heard of it...courtesy of perez hilton. i thought she was going to cry

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M-C

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Posted on Jan 20, 2008

Your mom is pretty bad ass steph..

Some apparent "wife" getting mad at this big black guy for blowing in her like 5 minutes after she told him like 10 times not to.


joeludz

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Posted on Jan 20, 2008

stephs mom is kick ass. and aw good. not the "accidental" creampie. hahahha

wannacomeinm...

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Posted on Jan 20, 2008

an asian girl shoot tiny little fish out her bum, or this blonde chick shit out her vagina.
i got it from my mama


DB_Cooper

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Posted on Jan 20, 2008

I've seen a chick doing a fish. Or three dicks in one asshole...
"If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall
like a house of cards... checkmate!"


Goofybojangels

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Posted on Jan 21, 2008

this chick who got her jaw dislocated by this guy that just came running out of the back room and then just slapped her in the face with his dick and yea, dislocated jaw.
"You Who Choose To Lead Must Follow. But If You Fall,
You Fall Alone. If You Should Stand, Then Who's To Guide You?
If I Knew The Way, I Would Take You Home"


wannacomeinm...

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Posted on Jan 21, 2008

i saw a guy get fucked by a horse. huge cock in the ass. he died shortly after due to internal bleeding or something.
in my opinion, he deserved it.
i got it from my mama


DB_Cooper

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Posted on Jan 21, 2008

Posted by wannacomeinmyvan
i saw a guy get fucked by a horse. huge cock in the ass. he died shortly after due to internal bleeding or something.
in my opinion, he deserved it.


Perforated colon. They're making a documentary on him called "Zoo"
"If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall
like a house of cards... checkmate!"


wannacomeinm...

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Posted on Jan 21, 2008

ARE YOU KIDDING ME
wowowowo find me a link on this cause im lazy
i got it from my mama


DB_Cooper

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Posted on Jan 21, 2008

"If we can hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall
like a house of cards... checkmate!"


wannacomeinm...

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Posted on Jan 23, 2008

"What emerges here is a sad, even tender portrait of a group of men who met from time to time at a farm, where they would drink slushy cocktails, watch some television and repair to the barn to have sex with horses. "

[Edited by wannacomeinmyvan on 1/23/2008 at 7:22 PM]
i got it from my mama


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