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Mr._Steez

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Posted on Nov 26, 2007

This one time i got really drunk/high and...  finish it off with your best stories

palidon11
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Posted on Nov 26, 2007

this one time i got really high and i hung out with my friends, then i got really hungry so i smoked some more. then i went home and slept.
castrate stupid people


BigAiriceboa...

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Posted on Nov 26, 2007

this one time, I drank hella mountain dew, and i was like, laughing a lot at elimidate at 2 in the morning. Classic story brah, classic.
Turn on the radio, nah f*ck it, turn it off
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|-|4\/3 $3)( \/\/17|-| ¥0µ


kingofdapark7

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Posted on Nov 26, 2007

hahahahahhahahahaha. he would post this topic.

Dirty_Dan
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Posted on Nov 26, 2007

once time i got really drunk at this club and made out with some girl on the dance floor, and when i got outside she wasnt all that good looking and she was white trash and had a 7 month old baby. but my friend mike was with me the whole time making out with her equally trashy best friend..

all in all it was a great night.

You have one cocktail!, and suddenly your an a**hole.
...
(if you look real close, it says "lets have sex" in my sig.)


Kevin_O

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Posted on Nov 26, 2007

um... how am i supposed to remember? I WAS DRUNK AND HIGH
Am I supposed to be a man, am I supposed to say, it's OK,
I don't mind, well i mind, I MIND BIG TIME!
And the worst part is, I NEVER LEARNED TO READ!!!


wannacomeinm...

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Posted on Dec 01, 2007

this one time i was really drunk/high and do you know how to wipe your ass with a single square of one-ply toilet paper? 
Cause I do.
i got it from my mama


mestephanieme

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Posted on Dec 01, 2007

Posted by wannacomeinmyvan
this one time i was really drunk/high and do you know how to wipe your ass with a single square of one-ply toilet paper? 
Cause I do.


can you teach me?

this one time i was really drunk and i was completely OWNING a round of guitar hero while my less-drunk friends couldnt even function. ISNT THAT HARDCORRRRRRRE AS FUCK
hello
you.


wannacomeinm...

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Posted on Dec 01, 2007

yes you can learn my ways,
i got it from my mama


kittlykat

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Posted on Dec 01, 2007

wow this is ....weird i got some um...friends for ur addiction

BigAiriceboa...

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Posted on Dec 01, 2007

youve got a wannacomeinmyvan for me?
Turn on the radio, nah f*ck it, turn it off
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|-|4\/3 $3)( \/\/17|-| ¥0µ


wannacomeinm...

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Posted on Dec 01, 2007

am i your addiction?
i got it from my mama


BigAiriceboa...

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Posted on Dec 01, 2007

is it that unobvious
Turn on the radio, nah f*ck it, turn it off
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|-|4\/3 $3)( \/\/17|-| ¥0µ


KindBud

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Posted on Dec 02, 2007

He wants to come into your shag'n wagon... I mean van.


One time I played beer pong with bitch drinks. I've never wanted to yak so badly in my life.
What are we supposed to do on a hot date? Not eat popsicles?


LipslideMyRail

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Posted on Dec 02, 2007

I one time got really shit-faced and tried fighting one of my friends and he compeletly kicked my ass. Normally I would of kicked his ass if i was sober but I was so drunk I didn't know what the fuck was going on.
 
Ended up with a bloody nose.
PoopSex=Bad


wannacomeinm...

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Posted on Dec 03, 2007

WHATSSSS GOINNNNG ONN MANNNNN.
brahh
i got it from my mama


palidon11
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Posted on Dec 04, 2007

so this one time i got reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeealy baked and now im on snowboard.com
castrate stupid people


wannacomeinm...

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Posted on Dec 04, 2007

this one time i got really high and that time was right now.
palidon
i love you
i got it from my mama


BigAiriceboa...

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Posted on Dec 04, 2007

this one time, i was like.....DAMN HOW DOES PALIDON DO IT
Turn on the radio, nah f*ck it, turn it off
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|-|4\/3 $3)( \/\/17|-| ¥0µ


palidon11
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Posted on Dec 05, 2007

Posted by wannacomeinmyvan
this one time i got really high and that time was right now.
palidon
i love you


i know
castrate stupid people


Sketchy.C

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Posted on Dec 09, 2007

this one time i was really high and i got pulled over and the officer said do you know how fast you were going and i replied "weed.".
light sleeper, heavy dreamer


wannacomeinm...

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Posted on Dec 09, 2007

DUUUDEED BRAH THAST SICKKKK BROO
WEEERES THA W33D MAN
SMOK3 W33D 3VRYDAY
420/27
i got it from my mama


Sketchy.C

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Posted on Dec 11, 2007

Posted by wannacomeinmyvan
DUUUDEED BRAH THAST SICKKKK BROO
WEEERES THA W33D MAN
SMOK3 W33D 3VRYDAY
420/27


K.
light sleeper, heavy dreamer


Dirty_Dan
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Posted on Dec 11, 2007

Posted by Sketchy.C
Posted by wannacomeinmyvan
DUUUDEED BRAH THAST SICKKKK BROO
WEEERES THA W33D MAN
SMOK3 W33D 3VRYDAY
420/27


K.


HAY DUDE,
DONT SMOKE WEED ONSE A DAY, THATS BAD 4 YU

SMOKE WEDE TWYCE A DAY< LOL THEREZ TOO 420'S ERRYDAY MANNN!!! 

I LUV WEED DUDE, IT SHUD BE LEAGLE!!! THE AMERICIN FLAG IS MADE OUT OF HEMP N E WAY, DU U KNO THAT?!?! SO THE GOVERMENT IS BRAKING THE LAW!!! ANARKEY!!! WOOOOO!!!!
You have one cocktail!, and suddenly your an a**hole.
...
(if you look real close, it says "lets have sex" in my sig.)


wannacomeinm...

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Posted on Dec 12, 2007

Posted by Dirty_Dan
Posted by Sketchy.C
Posted by wannacomeinmyvan
DUUUDEED BRAH THAST SICKKKK BROO
WEEERES THA W33D MAN
SMOK3 W33D 3VRYDAY
420/27


K.


HAY DUDE,
DONT SMOKE WEED ONSE A DAY, THATS BAD 4 YU

SMOKE WEDE TWYCE A DAY< LOL THEREZ TOO 420'S ERRYDAY MANNN!!! 

I LUV WEED DUDE, IT SHUD BE LEAGLE!!! THE AMERICIN FLAG IS MADE OUT OF HEMP N E WAY, DU U KNO THAT?!?! SO THE GOVERMENT IS BRAKING THE LAW!!! ANARKEY!!! WOOOOO!!!!
 
 
FUCK THE POLICE! FUCK FUCK FUCK THE POLICE!
i got it from my mama


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