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ride_and_sk8

Posts : 58
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Posted on Mar 18, 2007

ill start it off

hotdogs, popsicles, eggs, apple pie

theres some really good ones but i cnt think of them

throw some steez on that bitch


Steezey
"Where's the c-section scar?"

Posts : 1272
ONLINE

Posted on Mar 18, 2007

dog food
60% of the time, it works, every time.


palidon11
"Best Newbie"

Posts : 2650
ONLINE

Posted on Mar 18, 2007

a 12 year old
castrate stupid people


Dirty_Dan
"Take my advice"

Posts : 4303
ONLINE

Posted on Mar 18, 2007

 

plastic wrap.







[Edited by Dirty_Dan on 3/18/2007 at 10:44 PM]
You have one cocktail!, and suddenly your an a**hole.
...
(if you look real close, it says "lets have sex" in my sig.)


c0sm0

Posts : 295
ONLINE

Posted on Mar 19, 2007

diapers...just incase

galen16

Posts : 168
ONLINE

Posted on Mar 19, 2007

baseball bat

von_kimber_f...

Posts : 498
OFFLINE

Posted on Mar 19, 2007

pads & tampons
a prayer for the wild at heart, kept in cages.


kurtdavekrist

Posts : 454
ONLINE

Posted on Mar 19, 2007

hot pockets/ Scorpian's CD
And even after all my logic and theory, I have to add a
motherf*cker just so you ingorant niggas hear me.


BigAiriceboa...

Posts : 2700
ONLINE

Posted on Mar 19, 2007

monopoly and a jar of ragu sauce
Turn on the radio, nah f*ck it, turn it off
1ƒ ¥0µ (4|\| ®34Ð 7|-|1$ 1 \/\/1££
|-|4\/3 $3)( \/\/17|-| ¥0µ


ride_and_sk8

Posts : 58
OFFLINE

Posted on Mar 19, 2007

Posted by BigAiriceboarder
monopoly and a jar of ragu sauce


monolopy that just sounds like somethin from jackass (like the carup the butt)
throw some steez on that bitch


boarderaholic
"Killer"

Posts : 5377
ONLINE

Posted on Mar 19, 2007

Chocolate...
I'm NOT a he!
For Sale: 156 Rome Headroom- msg Elsnowboardo for details
Stokage


atomicsnowqueen
"Intersting Signature"

Posts : 3390
ONLINE

Posted on Mar 19, 2007

Vaseline
 
Finger paint.
"I'm so tight, emo kids wear me as pants."


thebeezsteez

Posts : 8
OFFLINE

Posted on Mar 19, 2007

porno

palidon11
"Best Newbie"

Posts : 2650
ONLINE

Posted on Mar 19, 2007

doughnuts
castrate stupid people


ride_and_sk8

Posts : 58
OFFLINE

Posted on Mar 19, 2007

how bout some dole bannanas and some laxitives
throw some steez on that bitch


Mr._Steez

Posts : 303
ONLINE

Posted on Mar 19, 2007

A birthday card for your grandma
 

Dirty_Dan
"Take my advice"

Posts : 4303
ONLINE

Posted on Mar 19, 2007

hahaha, a "happy anniversary" card for your mom and dad.
You have one cocktail!, and suddenly your an a**hole.
...
(if you look real close, it says "lets have sex" in my sig.)


Alittledestr...

Posts : 39
ONLINE

Posted on Mar 19, 2007

A needle with blood with HIV and/or AIDS in it. 

wittyhippie

Posts : 813
ONLINE

Posted on Mar 20, 2007

do they sell those?
 
 
balloons.
Its you that has what I need, young squire.


Ride_Switch352

Posts : 1142
ONLINE

Posted on Mar 20, 2007

gerbils  or hamsters


Does your face hurt?
.............
Because it's killing me


BrightEyes13
"Ding dong"

Posts : 3102
ONLINE

Posted on Mar 20, 2007

Posted by palidon11
a 12 year old
 
Nothing can top this one!
I'm what Willis was talkin' 'bout
Prisoner # 6655321


Dirty_Dan
"Take my advice"

Posts : 4303
ONLINE

Posted on Mar 20, 2007

not even a 10 year old?... boy?
You have one cocktail!, and suddenly your an a**hole.
...
(if you look real close, it says "lets have sex" in my sig.)


Steezey
"Where's the c-section scar?"

Posts : 1272
ONLINE

Posted on Mar 20, 2007

how bout a BABY!!!!


no thats way to far and horrific

60% of the time, it works, every time.


atomicsnowqueen
"Intersting Signature"

Posts : 3390
ONLINE

Posted on Mar 20, 2007

I just take the cake with this one..

I ACTUALLY just went to the grocery store and bought:

Nestle minis fudgicles (ie single servings, not those double ones.)
and a Cosmo magazine.

Ohhh boy.
"I'm so tight, emo kids wear me as pants."


c0sm0

Posts : 295
ONLINE

Posted on Mar 21, 2007

^ should have bought condoms with that...its not quite cake worthy :P

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