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china_man

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Posted on Dec 11, 2006

alright everybody fess up. i know a good majority of us had sex or some sexual action. SO what do you do after the wonderful time spent with your partener?
i'll start with myself.
i usually have a shower after sex if the situation permits.
Now it's your turn and that means ladies too

[Edited by china_man on 12/11/2006 at 6:57 PM]

creekride

Posts : 553
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Posted on Dec 11, 2006

i sit on the floor naked and eat a sandwich
...rock...


kurtdavekrist

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Posted on Dec 11, 2006

after the alabama flap jack i play GTA, or shower
And even after all my logic and theory, I have to add a
motherf*cker just so you ingorant niggas hear me.


Dirty_Dan
"Take my advice"

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Posted on Dec 11, 2006

i ussually make excuses why it was so bad.


You have one cocktail!, and suddenly your an a**hole.
...
(if you look real close, it says "lets have sex" in my sig.)


DirtyJerseyD...

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Posted on Dec 11, 2006

sleep.
Sauce? Sauce.


wittyhippie

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Posted on Dec 11, 2006

I usually smoke a ciggerette.
Its you that has what I need, young squire.


Steezey
"Where's the c-section scar?"

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Posted on Dec 11, 2006

Posted by wittyhippie
I usually smoke a ciggerette.


that is so CLASSIC!
60% of the time, it works, every time.


Stewart_H

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Posted on Dec 11, 2006

Haha well  a few different things depending on the situation.

1. Go to sleep
2. go back out and party
3. Eat
4. Have sex again
5. Get a bottle of water

Dirty_Dan
"Take my advice"

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Posted on Dec 11, 2006

sometimes i apologize. 
You have one cocktail!, and suddenly your an a**hole.
...
(if you look real close, it says "lets have sex" in my sig.)


O-Henry
"Drinks soy milk"

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Posted on Dec 11, 2006

leave the money on the dresser
shortpoppysyndrome.com
10minuteblitz.com


anti-bling

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Posted on Dec 11, 2006

dude, this is the youngest forum.
 
What is sex?
My dandy voice makes the most anti-choice grannies' panies moist!


nickhallett

Posts : 239
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Posted on Dec 11, 2006

Posted by anti-bling
dude, this is the youngest forum.
 
What is sex?
When a man and a women love each other veryyyy muchhhh..... (ask your parents to finish the rest of the story)
What do you think your lookin at?


Slipery99

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Posted on Dec 11, 2006

When a man has sexy-time inside of a woman, and ends it off with a liquid explosion

christofski
"Ex Mod Squad"

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Posted on Dec 11, 2006

reassure dan that it wasnt as bad as he thought, and then we cuddle for awhile before he takes his nightly poopy.
SncB FO LIFE. FJA IS IN MY BLOOD
REPAZENT THAT OLDSCHOOL STEEZ BECUASE THE ROBOT ARMY
WILL BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES.


mestephanieme

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Posted on Dec 12, 2006

^jerk, you totally stole what I was going to say. Thanks alot Dan. Haha this thread is funny..the age bracket in here is 13-16, good lord. Which means I am too old, dammit, but oh well.
hello
you.


Broderick

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Posted on Dec 12, 2006

Posted by nickhallett
Posted by anti-bling
dude, this is the youngest forum.
 
What is sex?
When a man and a women love each other veryyyy muchhhh..... (ask your parents to finish the rest of the story)

and there's also a gay male version which is where [CENSOR HAS REMOVED INNAPROPPRIATE ITEMS] happens....
Let's go flying....
Neither of us will fall!


lisr

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Posted on Dec 12, 2006

wow this is in the 13-16 forums yeegads i hadd't even been drunk at 16 let alone thought of sex and if u want some insight on the sex topic go look in the 21-29 theres a big sex thread in there haha.  cant forget spooning
so this one time at space camp...
yes!! i went to space camp.
Bewbz or stfu


christofski
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Posted on Dec 12, 2006

Posted by mestephanieme
^jerk, you totally stole what I was going to say. Thanks alot Dan. Haha this thread is funny..the age bracket in here is 13-16, good lord. Which means I am too old, dammit, but oh well.
 
your totaly invited to the cuddle party!
SncB FO LIFE. FJA IS IN MY BLOOD
REPAZENT THAT OLDSCHOOL STEEZ BECUASE THE ROBOT ARMY
WILL BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES.


china_man

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Posted on Dec 12, 2006

alright people seems like there's people in here takes this topic way too seriously.since i started as a joke rather than a real forum post.

Stewart_H

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Posted on Dec 12, 2006

Uh oh then we better do something about those people!  Suggestions?

mestephanieme

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Posted on Dec 12, 2006

Posted by christofski
Posted by mestephanieme
^jerk, you totally stole what I was going to say. Thanks alot Dan. Haha this thread is funny..the age bracket in here is 13-16, good lord. Which means I am too old, dammit, but oh well.
 
your totaly invited to the cuddle party!


..naked cuddle party?
hello
you.


atomicsnowqueen
"Intersting Signature"

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Posted on Dec 12, 2006

naked WRESTLING cuddle party!
"I'm so tight, emo kids wear me as pants."


christofski
"Ex Mod Squad"

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Posted on Dec 12, 2006

Posted by mestephanieme
Posted by christofski
Posted by mestephanieme
^jerk, you totally stole what I was going to say. Thanks alot Dan. Haha this thread is funny..the age bracket in here is 13-16, good lord. Which means I am too old, dammit, but oh well.
 
your totaly invited to the cuddle party!


..naked cuddle party?
 
is there any other?
 
and YOUR ^^ invited too, alright, giggity gigggity.
SncB FO LIFE. FJA IS IN MY BLOOD
REPAZENT THAT OLDSCHOOL STEEZ BECUASE THE ROBOT ARMY
WILL BRING YOU TO YOUR KNEES.


Kevin_O

Posts : 379
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Posted on Dec 12, 2006

^^^ aww damnit, why does dan always get the large naked cuddle partys. when is it my turn???
Am I supposed to be a man, am I supposed to say, it's OK,
I don't mind, well i mind, I MIND BIG TIME!
And the worst part is, I NEVER LEARNED TO READ!!!


galen16

Posts : 168
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Posted on Dec 12, 2006

lets see, i walked home, went on sb and am typing this lol

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