9/24. awwwwwwwwwwww shi*t.

no summer snowboarding this year-booooooooooooo

 

moving to utah-yaaaaaaaay

 

 

killington 60 inches in the past week and a half with more on the way...april 16...f*ckin sick.

because its over. thanks broken back.

we just got 3 feet of snow.

bye.

SNOWSNOWSNOW!

 

KEEEEP SNOWINGGGGGG!!!

so my friend cory needed to do a college essay for his english class, just for a grade. even tho the community college hes going to where im currently going doesnt require one. but to anyone who knows west mountain, this is f*cking hilarious.

 

College is a beautiful experience, filled with memories, and joy. But most importantly, college is about the education, and only the best schools fit my needs. These needs I have found to be fulfilled by Adirondack Community College, a college in upstate New York. New York is a wonderful state, blanketed in snow in the winter it provides a very fun skiing state. Adirondack Community College’s central campus, located at exit 19, is only 4 exits from Gore Mountain, and 1 from West Mountain. West Mountain is considered and urban legend; no one knows how a mountain can be so amazing. In the winter, West Mountain is simply beautiful, overlooking the splendid town of Glens Falls, it resides in the fluffy white clouds that do not produce the synthetic snow they use. The snow that West Mountain uses is more than real snow, its fake snow, engineered by Russian scientists it is made to withstand massive amounts of grooming, and it’s a shape shifter, when it gets slightly cold out it turns into ice. Ice, but not regular ice, this is West Mountain ice, fabricated by Greek engineers to stay in what seems to be snow form but is little particles of sharp jagged ice, provides a nice layer to ski on, and to fall on and cut your elbow a tremendous amount of times. To be located a quick 10 minutes away from this mountain while I reside in college would be a dream, when I would be in class studying, I would have side dreams about tumbling down the wonderful slopes of West. See, college is all about the education, education to me is money to Donald Frump, or money to a bum, or money to a rich man, or even money to a bank. It is a necessity. “If I do not have education, I do not have life!” a man of Spanish descent once said. To be admitted into Adirondack Community College would be an honor, and if I was admitted, I would do my best to supply them with a student that loves to learn.

 

hahahahahahahaha.

spend way too much money on snowboarding. and another 800 just left my bank account...

what the f*ck. gay shi*t.

so recently everyones been saying how bored they are, so until snow season starts up again, ive decided to post a funny story from our season.

 

so we get to killington, and get out of the car blaring wu tang, generally f*cking around just having fun, when these 2 dick kids start yelling at us and how gay wu tang is and idunno what the f*ck their problem was. so being the idiot kids we were, ya know, we gotta say something back and then the kids start telling us we suck at riding and such, before we even got on the lift. so naturally we had to do something back. well, the roads were salty, which made it optimus prime for writing on cars. so heres a little sample of their gmc yukon.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

served. the end. i hope you enjoyed.

so here is the big news! february 17-24 i will be going to none other then WHISTLER/BLACKCOMB at the tantalus lodge with my local ski shop crew. 6 days of dankness bitches. watch the f*ck out.