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dspphoto

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Wednesday, December 18, 2002

again today i awoke to the sounds of houseguests pounding above my head. but today was different. today was the last day of morning above-head pounding. they're gone. i spent all morning happily cleaning house, getting it back to a space i can live in, be comfortable in. having lived through ten days of three manly man dudes living in my house, i feel it is time to dispense some advice. if you are going to be a houseguest in the future, you should keep these things in mind:

1. In ten days a person uses a fair quantity of toilet paper (three people, more). a good houseguest will provide twice what they use.

2. Beer left in the fridge=good, bottle of scotch left in the cupboard=better. Empty beer box left in the fridge=insulting.

3. In ten days a person contributes to household garbage siginificantly. a trip to the compacter on the way out of town keeps everyone happy.

4. If you are sweetening your tea with honey from a soft plastic bear, chances are you have spilled some. react appropriatley.

5. It wouldn't kill you to strip the sheets from your bed and throw them in the laundry room.

6. If you are a stinky man type person, leaving your first layer on the kitchen floor after you're gone is not really helping anyone...

one new photo up this afternoon

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dspphoto

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18/12/2002

Wednesday, December 18, 2002

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