Words of Wisdom
Just when I thought everything would be ok
Just when I started to believe that everything was going my wayOut came the cloud from under my feet
Crashing back down to reality
You used to call me pumpkin now I'm Halloween
Remember when I used to your jellybean
You used to call me schnookums and shi*t like that
Now you're after me with a baseball bat
I remember when I used to be the king
Your honey sweet darling baby everything
I used to be your tall dark mystery man
Now I'm just straight up history man
Just when I thought everything would be all right
Just when I started to believe that everything was out of sightYou left me with nothing but a scribbled noteThat said I would no longer be your love boat
From here on out my pet name would be xYour x your