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Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Well, a big thank you is over due to all the Distort Enterprises supporters over the last Southern Hemisphere season.
 
We where so busy over the Winter that we didn't have time to keep our blogs upto date.
We want to thank everyone that bough one of our limited edition boards. They sold quickly and as we speak the next line of limited edition boards are being manufactured and hopefully will be in some peoples christmas stocking (I hope you have big feet!).
 
So whats for next season?
Distort Enterprises helmets will be a new addition.
We will be investigating running some Board Tours.
We'll see if we can get some comps going with the local mountains.
 
We had a first for Distort Enterprises during summer in Zermatt.
Our first ever broken leg on a Distort board. How hardcore are we now??
Hopefully Phils leg gets better soon. Just in case any of you are wondering, he fell onto a metal piste marker on the glacier (snappp!).
 
Sales have been going well in the USA, Canada, and the UK and we have had enquiries comming in from the Asia markets to supply thousands of board to distributors. Luckily for you we want to stay limited edition, and so to keep with this ethos we will continue to only sell direct so you get the bast quality board at the best possible price. We want to continue to keep the boards at the amazing prices they are and the only way we can do this is to keep the middle man out.
 
Thanks to all those of you that sent us your photos of you and your Distort board.
Hopefully we will be able to use these in some way on this forum or our website.
 
Please feel free to email us.
 
And finally to those of you that are off to the Northern Hemisphere, look out for people riding Distort Enterprises and if you see someone go upto them and give them a hug and tell them its from Ben, the bloke who sold them the board.
 
 
 

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Published by distortenterprises: 9:08 PM

Monday, March 26, 2007
We'll we've gone totally global this week with sales enquiries comming in from Korea (South), UK, & of course Australia. Lets get an enquiry & sale from the good old US of Ahhh! Then onto world domination.

Thanks for everyones support.

Distort Enterprises, Ensuring your ride remains, "Your Ride".


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Published by distortenterprises: 8:07 AM

Friday, February 16, 2007
If you check out the video we have uploaded you can see our boards being demoed in Zermatt.
Just of those who care, the board in front is the Distort Enterprises board. The one behind is an Alibi!

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Published by distortenterprises: 8:26 PM

Friday, February 02, 2007
We've updated our website with some new product shots. Take a look and let us know what you think. We've also added a paypal cart to the site to make purchasing our goodies a little easier.

Thanks to all of you that have already purchased from us. We appreciate your support.

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Published by distortenterprises: 6:11 AM

Tuesday, January 30, 2007
www.distortenterprises.com

goto timelord1 or timelord2 link and shop link.

Massive 114% discount. RRP is $725 AUS. Out of season promotion on new limited edition boards. These are brand new for the 2007 season. 

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Published by distortenterprises: 6:31 AM

Tuesday, January 23, 2007
Thanks to everyone that has visited the Distort Enterprises blog & gallery. We have had some good feedback which we much appreciate.
Its great to see so many Australians using this site, and we really appreciate all those that have accepted our friend requests. 

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Published by distortenterprises: 6:40 AM

Friday, January 19, 2007
Well here we are. Distort Enterprises is on the scene. We will be holding demos in Zermatt in a couple of weeks time so keep your eyes open. 

We will be on the look out for Junior & female sponsorship for boards this year, so lets hope you are the one of the lucky ones we pick up. 

The Timelord limited edition range from Distort Enterprises will be available to purchase end of next week but you will need to be fast as there are only 100 in each model and we already have quite a few pre orders.

We just received the following feedback from independant board testers running the Guantlet on these boards in Zermatt.

" The man from Zermatt-monte, he say's yes! Phil and I went out shredding yesterday. Phil rode the Timelord 155 almost all day with me in hot pursuit. What can we say? Its a great little board! Very forgiving, but capable of a good turn of speed in the right hands and fun for generally jibbing around the resort. Phil and I clocked 51MPH on the gps a couple of times! Phil did find the limits of it carving capabilites a few times, and also managed to flex the front up so high he tipped over the back! Very amusing and caught on camera. I had a go for a top-to-bottom run and it flew. We have the whole run and lots of other footage on helmet cam. Will try and get some stills in the board park if we can before I leave, but it depends on Phil's work shedule. I think it is really good beginner to intermediate board;very aggressive riders will however find the limits. Great on piste and in the board park. I guess in summary, it is a really fun board to ride. Phil and I both had our best days boarding for years. oh yeah, and not one skier or boarder overtook us all day!!!!!"


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Published by distortenterprises: 4:48 AM
Updated On: 2/6/2007 at 4:05 AM


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