About Me
I'm a modern man, digital and smoke-free; a man for the millennium. A diversified, multi-cultural, post-modern go-getter; I've been uplinked and downloaded, inputted and outsourced, marketed and offshored. I know the upside of downloading, I know the downside of upgrading. A cutting-edge, state-of-the-art, bi-coastal multi-tasker, and I can give you a gigabyte in a nanosecond. I'm the new-wave, but I'm old-school; and my inner child is outward-bound. I'm a hot-wired, heat-seeking; warm-hearted cool customer; voice-activated and bio-degradable. I interface with my database; my database is in cyberspace; so I'm interactive and hyperactive. Behind the eight ball, ahead of the curve, ridin' the wave, dodgin' the bullet, pushin' the envelope. I'm on point, on task, on message, and on beat. I'm in the moment, on the edge, over the top, but under the radar. A high-concept, low-profile, medium-range ballistic missionary. A street-wise smart bomb. A top-gun bottom-feeder. I wear power ties, I tell power lies, I take power naps, I run victory laps. I'm a totally ongoing, big-foot, slam-dunk rainmaker with a pro-active outreach and have the ability to teach. A raging workoholic; You can't shut me up; you can't dumb me down. I'm tireless and I'm wireless. I'm a alpha-male on beta-blockers. I'm a non-believer, I'm a over-achiever, Laid-back, Up-front, down-home. I'm super-sized, long-lasting, high-definition, fast-acting, oven ready, and built to last. A fully equipped, factory-authorized, hospital-tested, clinically proven, scientifically formulated medical miracle. I've been pre-washed, pre-heated, pre-screened, pre-approved, pre-packaged, post-dated, freeze-dried, double-wrapped and vacuum-packed. And...I have unlimited broadband capacity. I'm a rude dude, but I'm the real deal. Lean and mean. Cocked, locked, and ready to rock; rough, tough and hard to bluff. I take it slow, I go with the flow; I ride with the tide, I've got pride in my stride. Drivin' and movin', sailin' and spinnin'; jivin' and groovin', wailin' and winnin'. I don't snooze, so I don't lose. I keep the pedal to the metal and the rubber to the road. I party hearty, and lunchtime is crunchtime. I'm hangin' in, there ain't no doubt; and I'm hangin' tough. Over and out!
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