work is officially for schmuks, therefore i am a schmuk.
"work" and i are not fond of one another.

i was just cruising the myspace website looking at peoples funny videos and i came across Corey Smiths (capita rider guy) band the FIZ, he is talented, here are the lyrics...

http://www.myspace.com/thefiz

i like sluts
with the shiny butts
take em to my house
f*ck em on the couch

f*ck em till i'm sick
jumping on my dick

long blonde hair
juciy underwear
c cup breasts
playing with the tress?

now i'm f*cking sluts
now i'm f*cking sluts
now i'm f*cking sluts

brown covered sluts
with the shiny butts

so all you boys and girls
Sluts rule the world

just kidding
just kidding

broken goggles, speeding ticket, core shot on brand new snowboard, lost ipod (then found), rain, crazy wind gusts thinking i was going to die on the gondola, lack of any sleep backflip to head smash on rock = opening weekend @ whistler 2006.

"could've been worse dave, you could've gotten crabs" - my dad.